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shimo

A Shitty Limo, usually the poor quality can be attributed to a destinct lack of stretch, a patchy paint job or that it is simply a people carrier with an extra wedge stuck on the back.
Dave: wooah, check out that limo, thats hot

*limo turns the corner*

Bob: No man, that shimo doesn't belong on the road it belongs in the trash, just like your mom.

Dave: what?
by GSC August 4, 2006
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Simon Park

An insane person that is extremely strange, but not creepy. He glees in every insane comment, and he names people after animals. However, some of the names are rather fitting. As everyone knows, madmen are strong, and he is no exception. He is of a entirely different social class. Not an outsider, like fluharty. Nor does he have his own clan of friends. He isn’t stupid, but he isn’t the type of guy that people want to be near for extended amounts of time.
Simon Park laughed as he watched the horror movie
by queer444 February 26, 2010
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Rhymin Simon

I wanna buy rhymin simon's new album
by Rhymin Simon July 27, 2004
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Covid Simon Says

The act of making different rules in each state of the United States to prevent the spread of Covid-19. Makers of these rules (state governors, mainly) often do no abide by the same rules the force upon everyone else.
Maine's Governor just did another Covid Simon Says. She made a rule that requires everyone to eat in restaurants wearing a mask at all times.
by M-Appolo November 18, 2020
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Shimo

A PST who isn't what you'd call "all there." The punchline of many jokes, a Shimo is a mix between a ginger and a strawberry blonde. A Shimo also makes smart-ass jokes while maintaining his innocence by being.... a Shimo
Did Shimo just talk?!?

Shimo would do that...

Shim you gay?
by hotsaucehotsauce September 30, 2011
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dirty simon

Someone who never takes a shower or washes himself with dirty water is called Dirty Simon.
They also love to fart in public places and have smelly balls.
Did you see that guy over there? It's a Dirty Simon.

Dirty Simon's never wash themselves, it's disgusting.
by Bari May 24, 2006
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dirk simon

Why you little... I'm going knock your dick into the dirt.
Just remember that payback is a bitch.
by Paul Bauer November 21, 2004
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