beast in the sheets 

A guy who can please any other man or woman.

Gay 1: Damn, you're a beast in the sheets.
Gay 2: Yah...too bad im covered in shit now.

beast in the sheets by Mr.Grammar October 12, 2003

Skeetastic 

when something pleases you so much that you feel like you want to skeet

Damn dude, that bitch's tits were fucking skeetastic!

Skeetastic by Andrew Haysbert March 16, 2008

skeetshooting 

When a person tries to ejaculate, with great aim, into another's mouth.

This guy was skeetshooting last night and hit me in the eye.

skeetshooting by Princess Katherine September 23, 2005

Skeet and Run 

When a man runs into a room and skeets on as much stuff as he can as quick as he can and then bails as fast as he came.

Dude, were going into her room and and gunna skeet and run.

Skeet and Run by Jeffneezi October 3, 2008

skeet 

1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.

I skeeted all over Jenn's face

skeet by Greg March 21, 2004

skeet beard

A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.

Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.

skeet beard by Max. L January 19, 2008

skeet 

it's when your pizzle drizzles all over the girlies nizzles

awwww...damn...here it comes baby...awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet awwww skeet skeet skeet skeet

skeet by the PZA March 21, 2005