A guy who will do whatever to win a girl over no matter what. The girl has to bring nothing to the table.
John: hey trevor want to go to a rave
Trevor: nah dude sorry i have to decorate my house
John: stop being a simp
Trevor: shut up your the simp
Trevor: nah dude sorry i have to decorate my house
John: stop being a simp
Trevor: shut up your the simp
by Carol Baskin April 12, 2020

Dinesh Thavarajaha.
by paggamonster October 19, 2020

A man possibly a half-virgin that drools over pics of women and slight ass on the internet and real life
Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world
Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world
Mateen(most common simp name): Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick i saw her body and this ain't doing me no good🤪
Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..
Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..
by glizzator September 1, 2020

by LunarGuineaPig January 7, 2021

A DICKHEAD CALLED BAILEY WHO GETS NO PUSS BUT HE GOES ALL OUT FOR THE LADIES. They all lesbian zoned him
by Bailey A March 7, 2020

This is a word commonly used within small male tribes. When one male of a tribe begins spending time with an female interest instead of his tribe, the other males of the tribe will become jealous and angry, causing them to lash out by calling the drifting male a "simp" in an attempt to shame him into spending more time with the tribe and less with the female interest.
Tribe: "Kevin, how dare you spend time with someone other than us."
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*
by ChingleDingler March 2, 2021

Phineas: Look at Candice go! Where did she learn to dance like that!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!
by Worst Daydream best nightmare April 19, 2023
