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simp

A guy who will do whatever to win a girl over no matter what. The girl has to bring nothing to the table.
John: hey trevor want to go to a rave
Trevor: nah dude sorry i have to decorate my house

John: stop being a simp
Trevor: shut up your the simp
by Carol Baskin April 12, 2020
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simp

Dinesh Thavarajaha.
Guy 1: Hey do you know Dinesh Thavarajaha?
Guy 2: Yeah, isn’t he that simp
by paggamonster October 19, 2020
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Simp

A man possibly a half-virgin that drools over pics of women and slight ass on the internet and real life

Decides to share his experiences with the whole wide world
Mateen(most common simp name): Mayne i gotta unfollow this chick i saw her body and this ain't doing me no good🤪

Green shirt guy: You should go get that checked or something..
by glizzator September 1, 2020
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Simp

Having a big crush on someone famous or someone of higher figure.
I simp for some big YouTubers.
by LunarGuineaPig January 7, 2021
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SIMP

A DICKHEAD CALLED BAILEY WHO GETS NO PUSS BUT HE GOES ALL OUT FOR THE LADIES. They all lesbian zoned him
Hey bro how was your weekend
Yeah I went and I was a simp like Bailey Armstrong
by Bailey A March 7, 2020
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Simp

This is a word commonly used within small male tribes. When one male of a tribe begins spending time with an female interest instead of his tribe, the other males of the tribe will become jealous and angry, causing them to lash out by calling the drifting male a "simp" in an attempt to shame him into spending more time with the tribe and less with the female interest.
Tribe: "Kevin, how dare you spend time with someone other than us."
Kevin: "I genuinely enjoy spending time with her. Sue me."
Tribe: "This wamen will slowly suck your soul dry and you'll eventually never be allowed to do the only thing you love, playing videogames with us, ever again. Wamen are dumb. Quit being such a simp."
Kevin: "I'm barely online anyways."
Tribe: "Why do you even like this girl? Do you respec wamen or something? Pfff simp. Go ahead. Go be a little simp."
Kevin: "Okay." *leaves*
by ChingleDingler March 2, 2021
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Simp

The original reason that only real OGs know is Simp- Squirrels In My Pants.
Phineas: Look at Candice go! Where did she learn to dance like that!
Meanwhile..
Candice: I got Simp! Squirrels In My Pants!!
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