screenshit

A "bullshit screenshot"; a pre-rendered image that is displayed by video game magazines and websites in a manner that misleads the public into believing that it represent the game's actual looks. Word first used in the webcomic "Penny Arcade".

- Wow, check these pics of Red Steel on IGN! It looks awesome.
- Fakes, man! Pre-renders! Look, the Wii renders at 480p, but these pics are much bigger. So they are just screenshits!

by Stormwatch February 4, 2008

main screen turn on

Broken english sentence said on the infamous Zero Wing game. This was supposed to be a good game; it was exceptional, however, but the English wasn't up to scratch. To get the full meaning out of this, play the Sega Genesis game or head down to Newgrounds.com, then you should have no problem wondering what the heck a lot of people are talking about.

Captain: What happen?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal!
Captain: What?!
Operator: Main screen turn on.

by Kaleb Daleszak October 27, 2003

Blue Screen Of Death

Something that happens after every half hour on a Microsoft Windows 98 or lower. Get an XP, dorks!

That's my 129th BSOD today and counting...

by TheBurninator December 9, 2003

screen cheater

Someone who, when playing multi-player video games on one screen, looks at your section of the screen to gain an unfair advantage and ultimately to help them win the game that you are playing. Often done by people who are obsessed with video games and have to win.

Evan: Phil stop screen cheating, you are a screen cheater you heartless bastard.

Phil: I'm not I just got lucky!! Awhuhha.

by mattersflatters September 27, 2008

Screenjack

while looking at one's computer, the surprise pop-up ad that appears independent of the user's actions. typically, this pop-up ad appears to block out the whole screen, and is difficult to close out.

"I was checking out that new website for shoes, and I got screenjacked with an ad for an online university."

by mrs. sucksby May 20, 2009

Screenior

An elder or person above 50 years old who is on their phone a lot. Specifically an old man who has glasses and has to holds his phone far away to read it. Can also be used to retaliate against a senior calling a teenager a screenager

Dad, get off your phone, you're being a screenior!

by Xjude7 May 7, 2017

sareenah

A beautiful goddess who represents purity, peace, and the moon. You'd be lucky to meet any girl with this name. They are known to be an intelligent, confident, and compassionate woman. They can be strong warriors who are afraid of nothing, but they can also be gentle people.

"Sareenah is an amazing person! She loves animals!"

by saralaxy February 24, 2018