italian shower

The heavy appliance of cologne and/or deodorant to a male Italian body before going out for the night. Under all circumstances, the showeree deems this an adequate supplement for a conventional shower. Also to be noted: the chain, greasy hair, beater, and/or track suit.

"Nick, hurry up, you're late for your threesome."
"Hey man, hold on one sec, I gotta take an italian shower......where's my Right Guard?"

Also, See Nick Cordella

by Devantoucher April 30, 2005

Axe shower gel

A shower gel suppose to have some ingredient to make all girls around you express their "whore gene", a gene located in the X chromosome.

Axe shower gel got me, an weak Asian guy laid.

by Mgccl June 27, 2007

Macedonian Steam Shower

Macedonian Steam Shower: a truly filthy manuvere. After a hard night of drinking and general pizza parlor mayhem; once must first have a breakfast complete with dirty cups of coffee and plenty of eggs. Upon completion of breakfast the artist takes a huge, dirty shit. While shitting it is important to turn the hot water on in a shower ensuring then next man in the room is treated to a truly thick and penetrating shit smell. The only way to rid oneself of this stink is suicide.

Tim thought he was hungover, but when I hit him with the Macedonian Steam Shower, he almost died.

by The Notorious G.I.B. November 5, 2009

shoeicide

Shoes that kill you feet but look good so girls wear them.

Did you see Ali's shoe?

Yeah, they were so tall she musta been commiting shoeicide.

Girls will do anything for their shoes...

by That-teenage-girl-next-door June 2, 2011

Showerthoughts

A place where everyone's deepest most peculiar observations about humanity can be witnessed firsthand, if you have enough karma that is, otherwise your shower thoughts can stay in the shower.

Person 1: Think of all the shower thoughts that were never shared because of karma restrictions.
Person 2: It causes me pain thinking about it.
Person 1: Now that's a SHOWER THOUGHT

Albert Einstein *Shares major shower thought on physics"
Showerthoughts Mod: Not enough Karma

Albert Einstein *cries in general relativity*

by twitterandreddituser October 17, 2021

junk shower

n. - A shower that you take for the sole purpose of washing your nether regions. Many girls and metrosexual guys take a junk showers after a variety of activities such as sex, fooling around, using the bathroom, or just getting sweaty. Junk showers are essential to not smelling terrible.

1. "Dude, you smell terrible. Go get a junk shower and cancel your porno subscriptions."
2. "Wow, Tom is a really good kisser. I'm going to need a junk shower."
3. "I only take shits at home, because I have to take a junk shower afterward."

by johnvisera December 26, 2008

Guy shower

As guys are logic driven beings, a guy shower tends to be a cost effective, extremely short shower where in the goal of getting cleaned is maintained without excess time or water spent.

i had a meeting in half an hour, so i decided to take a Guy shower and go.

by pename December 9, 2008