I'm Sorry

A quick relief for the guy that has so many ladies he can only handle a couple at a time. No matter how many things are said, the only response needs to be "I'm Sorry" After this response by the individual, everything becomes alright, no matter how difficult the situation.

Q: Why were you out with those other girls? I thought we were together? What is your problem? Why can you not commit to this relationship? How many times is this going to happen? Don't you have anything to say for yourself?

A: I'm Sorry!

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

sorry

to be like Ken, to say you are not coming into work jokingly and then really not showing up

Ken told us Friday he wouldn't be in on Monday. We thought he was joking but his sorry ass didn't show up. That's just sorry.

by Shawn Isyourdaddy September 16, 2005

shorty

A kid. Esp. male. Used with kids you don't know, or as affection or to distinguish kid from older family or adult in the social group who have the same name or nickname.

Also used as "shortie", "lil shortie". Plural "shorties" - i.e. the kids..

"Hey shortie, where's your dad?" "We're gonna get a bounce tent for the shorties".

by Josie Diamond July 3, 2005

shoryuken

That anti-air dragon punch move used by the "Shotos" in the Street Fighter series. Despite having almost legendary status, it really is just throwing an uppercut and jumping in the air. Try it at home. You can probably do it. Its not really that amazing in practice except on online matches/arcade machines.

Bad Shoto Player: I'm really good with Ryu! Hadouken! Hadouken! Hadouken!

Veteran Street Fighter Player: Stop fireball-spamming! (jumps over fireballs)

Bad Shoto Player: Haha you jumped! Shoryuken!

Veteran Street Fighter Player: (Proceeds to shoryuken uppercut nOOb until he runs his 12-year old ass out of the room.

by JustThatGuy June 3, 2009

Shorby

A shorby is a tiny dick, whether it be a person or the actual organ itself. Usually unsatisfying and greasy.

That dude has a shorby.
He's a total shorby.
I saw it, it was definately a shorby.

by RageRageFurby August 23, 2010

Cool sorry bro

This is the proper phrase for interrupting a boring monologue while simultaneously tripping or smacking the offender.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.

Boring person: "And then I drove my minivan to the pharmacy and I was only five minutes ahead of schedule and..."
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"

by KristopherWindsor June 8, 2011

Oh I'm sorry!

When you hurt someone's feelings but really don't give a slight fuck about how they feel.

Your Girl: "Why you won't have sex with me?"
You: "Oh I'm sorry!"

by ImHell666 November 4, 2018