ace beach sheet

Expression that sometimes results in the misinterpretation of a person of Indian or Pakistani decent trying to form a curse word combo. "ass bitch shit"
mother ace beach sheet on that beach! mother sheet bull ace!
by J-Diddy March 20, 2003
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three sheets to the wind

REALLY REALLY drunk. like, so drunk you just start saying random shit like "Brain boitano stole our ass spoones" or "stahy away, i go ta niphe".
"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE OUR ASS SPOONES!!!"

sober up dude...
by anti February 09, 2005
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DIRTY STRIPED SHEETS

To be so plastered drunk that one is unable to or forgets to wipe their own ass following a shit upon getting home from a night of drinking. Then, as you roll and otherwise restlessly move during the night in your bed, you leave streaks of shit in the pattern of stripes on your solid colored sheets.
Are those brown and white stripes on your sheets? No. Those are Dirty Striped Sheets. Enough said.
by SPORTIN' WOOD July 11, 2008
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Sheet Metal Salute

Giving the middle finger to co-workers on construction sites. Originated in Kansas City, Local#2 by Journeyman Sheet Metal Worker William "Billy" Chrestman who flipped off his fellow "tinners" as a sign of approval or respect. It is also kown as "the salute" or "The Mighty Deuce".
Sam's a good dude! Give him the Sheet Metal Salute.
by Union Tin Man June 11, 2018
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One Sheet Wonder

A trip to bathroom require the use of only one wipe; which, although may be a sign of not having enough fiber in one's diet, it is definitely a wonderful thing.
Christian: 'Man, just had a one sheet wonder!"

Patrick: "So jealous brah."
by airborne8 February 05, 2011
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3 sheets to the wind

this means you or someone you know is drunker then shit
some men could be the most violent beings when they are 3 sheets to the wind
by a coven of ravens January 25, 2019
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San Francisco Sheet Cake

When a heterosexual man has sex with a heterosexual woman who is sandwiched between two homosexual men.
I totally didn't have sex with any dudes last night, I just had a San Francisco sheet cake with my old lady and her friends.
by Samsquanche June 28, 2015
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