"Bitch needs a sammich alert!"
a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet
a warning typically used on news sites such as fark to indicate that a celebrity has gone off the deep end with their diet
dude1: dude did you see those pictures of lohan on fark?
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*
dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT
dude1: fo sho
dude2: no is she teh nekkit?
dude1: no man, *shows pictures of anorexic LL*
dude2: *wretch* OMG SAMMICH ALERT
dude1: fo sho
by neoconraisedliberal May 31, 2005
Get the sammich alert mug.(1) talented almost to the point of being a player in the MLG ( Major League Gaming )
(2) Uber talented at video games, ie. pwn'n newbs
(3) Run. Jump. Lay down. Scan. Fire. Semi - Pro. ( The Ram Project, Dan's White Shoes )
(2) Uber talented at video games, ie. pwn'n newbs
(3) Run. Jump. Lay down. Scan. Fire. Semi - Pro. ( The Ram Project, Dan's White Shoes )
by Triple Twenty April 14, 2009
Get the Semi - Pro mug.A relationship where your partner goes and has sex with someone else while you stay home and watch the kids, wondering how you got here.
I had sex with Jeff's Girlfriend last night, but it's cool they're in a semi-open relationship, so the kids weren't alone at home.
by C.B. #99 January 20, 2019
Get the Semi-Open Relationship mug.A person who has a high tolerance, or can take numerous shots, blows, etc, but remains stoic or unfazed. The usual context is referring to a person in a fight or a person drinking numerous shots.
by The Great Dark January 31, 2015
Get the semi mug.Here is you beer and sammich.... now make sure ya'll brushes that toothe before ya hit that thar sack
by Irishninja 01 April 17, 2011
Get the Sammich mug.The term simply means sandwich. Originating in the southeastern states of the U.S. the term is representative of a pervasively localized regional dialect. Other cross-over examples from this dialect include: fifty-leven, ho, and stank.
An exhausted southern mother to her son:
Boy, leave me alone and go make you a may-nayse (mayonnaise) sammich.
N.B. other sammich varieties include: pork & bean, jelly, pork chop, egg, butter (i.e. margarine), sugar, and collard green.
Boy, leave me alone and go make you a may-nayse (mayonnaise) sammich.
N.B. other sammich varieties include: pork & bean, jelly, pork chop, egg, butter (i.e. margarine), sugar, and collard green.
by sahmad01 July 23, 2008
Get the sammich mug.Honey-baked ham, roast beef, American AND Swiss cheese, tomatoes, lettuce, mayo, and mustard on French bread! Down here, we calls this a sammich!
"Ay, Cliff. Go up in thurr an' fix me a good sammich!"
~some guy from Texas
"Ay, Cliff. Go up in thurr an' fix me a good sammich!"
~some guy from Texas
by rock e. maivia February 22, 2007
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