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Mumbai Selfie

The act of taking a selfie while engaged in something that results in your own death. Doing something so utterly careless, stupid, and devoid of common sense that the government has to create a law to outlaw it.
You see George over their taking a selfie on the railroad tracks? Yeah, he's about to get a Mumbai Selfie.
by agenttexx December 28, 2018
mugGet the Mumbai Selfiemug.

Selfie kink

People who love receiving selfies at night
Alistair defo has a selfie kink
by Rattus5 November 8, 2021
mugGet the Selfie kinkmug.

Egg Shell Selfie

A selfie that all white girls take where you can barely see each girls forehead
Yessss Becky get in my egg shell selfie, you go girl.
by Egg shell September 4, 2019
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Alibi Selfi

Coworker: Hey, the boss thinks that you lied about taking off early to get new tires for your car. You might be in trouble!
Me: Don't worry, all is fine.
Coworker: Dude, I'm worried.
Me: I've taken selfies of myself at various places, including a tire store. I sent her an alibi selfie in a tire store waiting room.
Coworker: Damn you're good...
by Vonhousemann January 24, 2020
mugGet the Alibi Selfimug.

Selfie

The act of one taking a photo of oneself and possibly others and then "posting it" on some sort of so called, "social media"
Sara-But first let me take a selfie! (takes a photo of herself and posts it on Instagram)
Hana-Ew you take selfies?!
Sara-Hells yeah!
Hana-(walks away)
by Dark Side In My Heart Is </3 February 10, 2015
mugGet the Selfiemug.

Selfie Pooper

Someone who hates taking selfies with others
My friend John is a selfie pooper, he never wants to take selfies with us when we go out.
by Fireworm April 9, 2017
mugGet the Selfie Poopermug.

kate selfie

A Selfie taken at a tilted downward angle. Focusing on the eyes
My friend keeps taking the Kate Selfie and it's hella annoying
mugGet the kate selfiemug.

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