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swine cold

an illness that is compared to the swine flu , but not nearly as serious.
"oh snap man I think I got Swine Flu!"

"Naw, you just got a swine cold."
by ridetheyak September 13, 2009
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swineophobia

The fear of the swine flu. Terrified of catching swine flu, someone who will run away from anyone who sneezes near them, in fear of catching swine flu. Someone extremely paranoide about swine flu.
Guy: Is she coming to the movies with us tonight?
Girl: Nah, she said she's not coming because Edward's going and she saw him sneezing at school today and she thinks he has the swine flu.
Guy: Wow, she has swineophobia.
by Cuchilla September 22, 2009
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Swing Chair Conversation

When one sits in an open plan office and the person directly behind you turns their swing chair around, opens their legs to expose tight fitting pants around the gentleman's area while wearing white socks proceeds to shout verbal diarrhoea very loud in your direction, thus preventing you from doing any work and raising your blood pressure.
Oh for god's sake. That F.Witt in the road safety department is having a Swing Chair Conversation again. There goes my bonus for the week.

Oh F.Witt is easing his pants up tight again, watch out for the swing chair convo!
by Zag Lightyear June 11, 2011
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Swingrich

A CPOS (cheating piece of shit) masquerading as a swinger/polyamorous person.
(1) "I thought he was ethically nonmonogamous, but he was just a swingrich."

(2) Newt Gingrich
by LMc-Guff February 5, 2012
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swinging dingleberries

Small spherical shaped balls of shit trapped in the ass fur of a dog that sway to and fro as it walks.
My dog Tommy is so disgusting. He walks around with those fucking swinging dingleberries attached to his ass fur and doesn't even care. He's a dick.
by Suck it miller January 29, 2014
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Swindon kiss

A Swindon kiss is to violently headbutt somebody without any provocation.
I was talking to my girlfriend this morning when she Swindon kissed me.
by dankerschern January 6, 2015
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swing swang

Enjoyable sex between two consenting parties
John and Sarah were bored so they did a little swing swang
by Matty App August 21, 2015
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