pasta sleepies

the sleepies you get after consuming a gluten-ous, carbadelic plate of delcious noodies

Man I can't read this paper I've got the pasta sleepies.

by flupdates March 8, 2020

Wizards Sleeving

To be caught knuckles deep fingering your own arse while in the bath tub.

Daniel was caught 'wizards sleeving' by his Wife earlier today, don't shake his hand.

by Hung Lo 69 August 31, 2022

Post workout sleepies

The condition of extreme lethargy following a workout and a meal.

Bro, I went hard at the gym and the dining hall. Now I've got a serious case of the post workout sleepies. Nap time, brah.

by swolity May 21, 2011

go commit sleep in nether

when you play MineCraft and you sleep in nether you explode to death, all No U's, Reverse's and Counter's don't work

Jake bullies Duane
Duane: go commit sleep in nether

by Zyrerin November 19, 2018

Armenian Sleeping Bag

1) Seduce a female into your van/wagon/dingy basement.
2) Terminate her by making a vertical incision from the upper chest down to the pelvis and empty out all her insides much like cleaning out a pumpkin in preparation to make a jack-o-lantern
3) Install a sturdy zipper where the incision was made
4) Proceed to sleep inside her carcass for the remainder of the night.

As a result of their excess blubber and pre-stretched epidermis, heavier-set girls tend to make superior Armenian Sleeping Bags.

by BALBOA'S BEST September 5, 2011

street sweeping

to linger outside the club after closing, still searching for Mr./Mrs. RightNow

Yo, get your fat friend to stop street sweeping so we can go to Dennys!

by jvcwut November 21, 2010

Sleeping beauty

While receiving fallatio, you distract the giver for a moment and sprinkle chloroform into your pubes, guaranteeing that when she reapplies the suction, she will be a swallower.

Dude my girlfriend refuses to swallow.

Why don’t you give her the “sleeping beauty” like I did.
Wait you gave my girlfriend the sleeping beauty?!

by Frank Rizzo July 4, 2020