Slapper

When a man and a women are having sex and the man and women's genatalia slap together

guy 1: They were so loud last night!
guy 2: Yeah, I could hear them having a slapper!

by Mciay September 7, 2015

Slapper poach

When someone thinks that you fancy them, yet you ignore it and pretend you like them, yet slag them off behind their back with something extreme yet likley, damaging their street cred and chances of having sex with anyone in the future.

"I'm gunna slapper poach that Ho, I cant believe she caught herpes after sucking off that tramp for a taste of his special brew!'

by AnonM April 25, 2008

Slappers

Shlaaag a total absolute slaag

I went to the Stratford footasylum and the worker was a slappers wid glowy skin always in the back room wid an Asian following her

by Amha February 17, 2024

Wind-slapper

A wind-slapper is a sexual act of when a man lays down on his back. A woman will be riding his cock in cow-girl position. The female partner will then proceed to release flatulence over the male counterparts scrotum, making the balls slap together inside the bag

"Ive been meaning to try out a new move. It's called a wind-slapper. Essentially you just need to fart on my balls, while you're riding my penis."

by scrotum-sniffer September 3, 2025

crutch slapper

someone who regularly slaps crutches around old peoples ankles

sian isaac the crutch slapper

by simon williams32 December 14, 2009

Muff slapper

The pass-time in which the subject rips off a female's clothes and slaps the victim's vagina.

Employer:"How would you describe yourself?"
Interviewee:"A badman muff slapper."

by badmanjoe October 8, 2010

Slappers

People who like to SLAP the BASS, the bASS and SLAP like right now! No one can SLAP better than them.

SLAP like right now because that's what real slappers do!

by ilikebass August 18, 2019