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slippery mint

The use of a Candy Cane to double penetrate a female. Most commonly practiced over the winter holiday season.
"Bro, we were having hot chocolate by a warm fire and I gave her the ole slippery mint"

"No don't eat that! That's a slippery mint"
by Trees on mars February 9, 2014
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faggot slippers

a pair of gay looking shoes that either straight or queer men wear.
Dave: (wearing a pair of rainbow Chuck Taylors)
Chuck: Dang, Dave them some gay looking shoes
Luke: Yeh they are some faggot slippers
by bobjones102030 March 22, 2010
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slippery melon

A bald man's head after a ripe and juicy woman rubs her vulva on his scalp. Her delicious cream is used as a polish to bring the scalp to a glistening sheen. The longer she rubs, the shinier the head. The grooming habits of the woman don't matter, as her pubic hair can add to the luster.
That bald man sure gets a lot of pussy...check out his slippery melon!

That old stud sure knows how to make a girl cum her panties, check out that slippery melon.

Better bring your shades to Grandpa's pool party, there's gonna be a lot of slippery melon.
by BaldDaddyO July 12, 2017
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Slippery lizard

When you're having sex with a girl in the shower from behind, you pull out and shove your penis up her ass. Out of shock she tries to climb away like a slippery lizard up the wall
Yo bro, I gave my girlfriend a slippery lizard last night
by Pickled0nion August 3, 2018
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Velvet Slipper

A bodily cavity that feels like velvet, and is very slippery. Typically a punani, but occasionally something even more slippery.
I put my tongue inside Ashalea's Velvet Slipper and she kissed her bad mood goodbye. Thank god, she was acting like a total bitch.
by Chestnut + Hazel April 9, 2019
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dirty pickle snapper

Dirty diseased hooker on belle and baseline who snaps her toothless gums on a wiener to pay for her next hit of crack
by Dirty pirate November 27, 2013
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slipper pimps

idiots wearing slippers in public places. Obviously promoting an 'I'm too lazy and too cool to wear real shoes, you should worship my every step' cause.
In the wild you can spot them by their oncoming 'swishing' sound as they also shuffle because walking is such a drag. Indigenous to malls, fast food establishments, and coffee houses.
Jeff: Look out honey! A herd of slipper pimps are coming! Quick let's duck into the food court!
Maureen: Don't worry, they're shuffling, we have an hour before they get to us.
by jingerotomy April 2, 2008
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