scolaighe

A person who keeps useless items to the point of it becoming a physical hazard.

See: hoarder

"John, when are you ever going to throw out those broken clothes pegs? I can't find the baby! You're such a scolaighe!"

by Golp December 17, 2016

Scott Cason

an annoyingly awesome maths teacher, who makes you share ovalteenies against your will. Luigi. Tries to be funny but just brings up memes and vines from 2014. But he's still a legend with a debilitating ankle injury (rope burn)

"I bet it was a scott cason that stole my ovalteenies'"

by Ellie and Phoebe November 24, 2017

scottsplanation

The act of taking a simple Yes/No question and instead responding with an essay of such absurd and overly long length that people begin to glaze over and start regretting they ever asked

Q: Is the sky blue?

A: Well, it might depend on your definition of blue to begin with. And it's not naturally blue, it's actually colorless until it reacts with the Ultra Violet rays of the sun. And, obviously, it's a completely different color at night. And forget about the pinks and purples at sunrise and sunset ....

Dude, that's a Scottsplanation

by NankerPheldge June 1, 2018

scorpion stance

in a state of high level alcohol intoxication, it is to face plant on ones face while descending a set of stairs

David's face looks like a piece of Salami man! I heard he pulled out the scorpion stance while he was munted and on holidays in France

by Macktown July 15, 2018

Scoggins middle school

Is a ghetto middle school where everybody there thinks they rich as fuck but really quite poor they all hoes there. The Stonebridge kids all on drugs and think they rich as fuck but they anit and they all stuck up. The North Craig ranch are nice ass kids and fun kids. The apartment kids are cool too and are fun to hangout with. The teachers are mainly good. But it is pretty ghetto for Frisco. the 6th grade hall smells like shit a lot.

Scoggins middle school aka the hoes school and the ghetto

by Browntown216 June 7, 2019

Scott the Woz

That guy who owns Sonic Jam.

Guy 1: “Hey you watch Scott the Woz?”
Guy2: “Isn’t that the guy who owns Sonic Jam.”

by SSonic7670 April 16, 2022

scomo

Took a shit at the Engadine Maccas in 1997. Currently serving as the prime minister of Australia. Not that anyone cares about the dumb ass cunt. Can also be referred to shitting your pants at the Engadine Maccas, or any other Maccas in the entirety of Australia.

That guy is so lazy he did a scomo in his pants because he was too lazy to go to the fucking toilet.

by wiseguy72 April 18, 2022