when a man pisses inbetween a chicks tits forming a lake and then rams his hard dick through it and screams all dirty shit like a fucking sailor
O, did you guys hear about how Mike gave Adam an angry sailor the other night. His tits were soaked in his urine. I always knew they were homos.
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The practice of numbing one's action hand, generally through circulation restriction or ice application, for the purpose of pseudo-auto-erotic masturbation.
I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.
So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
I.e., it feels like someone else is doing it. Popular extensions include shaving and manicuring the hand to give a visual as well as sensory illusion.
So called due to the increasingly eccentric and imaginative masturbation aids that long periods at sea causes.
Seaman Staines: Ahoy! Why is there no ice in the freezer?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.
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Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
Master Bates: Because I just used it all to numb my hand and rub out a cheeky Sailor's wank all over your insoles.
and
Captain Jack Sparrow: Ahar, me matey. Where's me rubber bands for me hair?
Roger the Cabin Boy: Sup Jack. I took your hair bands for an extravagant Sailor's wank on the poop deck. I can offer you this delicious, creamy white conditioner in return?
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They're all sailgating in The Gulf of Mexico.
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