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Runt Rage

The consequence and motivating factor of career choices in adults when they are humiliated in childhood by stuffing them in lockers, yanking their shorts down in gym class or revealing their masturbatory practices or bed wetting secrets in a public gatherings. Runt Rage usually begins with fantasies of revenge and results in employment in careers with authority such as law enforcement, security guards, IRS auditors, librarians and office managers. Symptoms of runt rage begin early with control-freak like behavior manifesting as teacher's pets, hall monitors, blackboard technician, tattletales, honor society, student council officers, exclusive or intellectual clubs and continue into adulthood as office brown-nosers, vice presidents of anything, special interest groupies, moral majority organizations, religious extremists, government employees, neighborhood watches, probation officers and soccer moms. This condition is not exclusive to runts in any way.
The cop who pulled me over and gave me a ticket for my tail light being out definitely has runt rage.

That bitch of an office manager waits by the elevator everyday to catch late employees. I think her runt rage is showing again.

I just love when the company vice president, who hasn't had an original idea in years, demonstrates his obvious runt rage by taking credit for someone else's ideas.
by Leatherlaird July 3, 2009
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mental runt

N. A person who lacks the social grace to servive in daily life skills.

Adj. The last sibling born out of a minimum of 4 kids.
mumbles, inappropriate grabby hands, dried drool in the corner of mouth, eating with hands, falls in tar, bewildering blinking to focus on shinny objects, drunk dialer, same question every 5 minutes that you do not know the answer to and have told the mental runt.
Most people use the opportunity to run from a mental runt while they are in the bathroom.
by webs71 February 1, 2007
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the rent

The Rent is a nickname for Rentschler Field, a stadium in East Hartford, CT.

The Rent is home to the UConn Huskies football team. During the summer the stadium holds concerts which are typically sold out. Famous acts who have performed at the Rent include The Rolling Stones, The Police and Bruce Springsteen. The stadium has also hosts major soccer matches but these matches have always been simply qualifying matches, not championship matches.

The stadium sits on and old Pratt & Whitney airfield strip and still has the original runway in place. Parking for the Rent goes up and down the runway and in some cases fans have to walk literally miles to get to the stadium. In 2007 Cabela's, an outdoor supplies company, opened up on the same P&W property.
Football fan: Hey, want to go the the UConn / Rutgers game this Saturday at the Rent?
Other fan: Sure, but that UConn / USF game 2 weeks ago was brutal! We walked the whole runway in a downpour!
by Sid Barrett February 23, 2008
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crack rental

A car rented to go buy drugs with. Useful to avoid seizure of one's own property if caught by police. As seen on COPS.
Is this a crack rental, ma'am?
by jake5443 July 19, 2004
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Runt

When sharing a cigarette/joint/beer and one person is consuming and the other asks for their share; the one holding takes a longer than acceptable puff/drink and THEN passes it. Charitable in a self-serving way--a selfish bastard in other words.
Hey, can I get a drink?" "Yeah man," shotgunning most of the content. "Fucking runter, nevermind...
by dynamite pop rocks April 27, 2011
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ruenster

the true defenition of greatness and uber 1337nezZ
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wow that ruenster is legit ^_~!
by ruenster May 5, 2005
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rented lips

The resulting slurred speech from depressant substance abuse. Being under the influence of a narcotic agent at a noticeable dosage.
Don't even try to talk to Lisa, the bitch has rented lips - AGAIN!

These damn rented lips are makin' hookin' up bery disicult.
by Thomas&Janice June 13, 2006
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