rubberbullet

rub'-ber-bul'-let

(n.)
1. One who is envied for his sexual dexterity
2. One who rocks without concern for those who are rocktose intolerant
3. A popular Brazilian ballroom dance

(v.)
1. To rock
2. To rock hard
3. To copulate

(int.)
1. Used to express merriment

Common mispellings: rubber bullet chuck norris

(n.) Man, I wish I were a rubberbullet.

(v.) Sorry, Mom, I can't empty the dishwasher. I've got to rubberbullet tonight.

(int.) Rubberbullet!!!

by Punani Poet June 11, 2006

Rubber Dog

New slang for using a condom.

Hey man don't forget to rubber dog that dick!

by CaptainIreland October 19, 2009

Rubbahead

A moron. A moonbat. Soft as a grape. A complete total fucking idiot.

As Billings was fixing the leak, he looked at his assistant and said, "How did you not turn off the water you fuckin' rubbahead?"

When Brad forgot to put money in the meter, Frank said to him, "Whatta you a fuckin' moron- you don't know shit about meters... ya' rubbahead!"

by z51 April 30, 2010

rubber faucet

an accidental (or intentional) grazing of a limp (still covered in cum) dick right after sex across the girls face as he reaches over to grab water, a cigarette, anything... and leaves a small trail of sticky man juice... much like a dripping faucet.

He totally rubber fauceted me last night and got me in the eyes!

by BJill69 January 25, 2011

Rubber bandit

An office thief - Robber of rubbers, stealer of stationary.

Alex Belk stole my rubber. He's such a rubber bandit.

by Jeb Jeb Binks March 6, 2013

Rubber Brownie

When a guy takes a poo in a condom and fuck's his girl/guy with it.

Man: Bae wanna try the Rubber Brownie tonight?
Woman: The fuck is the Rubber Brownie Ben!?
Man: Basically I shit in a condom and then fuck you with it...
Woman: EW!! WTF YOU SICK BASTARD THE WEDDING IS OFF!!

by Phenis Star May 24, 2016

Rubbercuck

A man who engages in promiscuous sexual activities with women while wearing a condom and/or other forms of contraception.

Person: 1 "Hey, I may be poor, but at least I'm not a loser virgin!"
Person: 2 "Shut up you rubbercuck!"

by Street Spitin' Wizard August 13, 2023