rubber ducky

when you blow up a condom like a balloon, place it in the toilet then shit on it. Then you place it next to your significant others face while they are sleeping.

I gave Mary a rubber ducky for christmas eve. She loved it so much she took a picture to share with her family.

by Alexis B. December 25, 2008

rubber ducky

Titty fucking, boobie sex, etc...
Having "sex" with a girls cleavage.

I was doin' some rubber ducky with this ho and I gave her a pearl necklace!

by ontheup January 1, 2005

Rubber Bandhand

Son of Oswald Cobblepot who seeks revenge for the death of his mother and the molestation of his farther, mother (Adreea Cobblepot) and brothers (Walter "Bubble Hands" "The Redhood" Cobblepot, Sebastian Cobblepot and Henry "Little Baby" Cobblepot)
His method of revenge is to wear the symbolic rubber band of the Cobblepot family on his hand while hitting the molester with a broken chairleg.
He is dead now and at one time suffered from aids...which was passed on by the molester.

Person 1: You killed most of my family and molested me...i now have aids
Person 2: Stop hitting me with the chairleg

by Jimmy Flex March 14, 2005

rubber-toed

someone who is not as smart as you

he is rubber-toed compared to me at math

by T-mobile November 10, 2008

Rubber for my boat

The term used for when you need a condom for your penis

Josh: "Yo you got a rubber for my boat I can use."

Rosie: "Erm yer sure"

by toxicwaste October 22, 2008

rubber thong

a piece of clothing that is rubber and is wore as under wear.

omfg dud look at that girls ass its sporting a rubber thong!

by Nueb35 October 27, 2008

rubber duckin

Used as a substitute for 'mother fucking'.

That rubber duckin idiot wrecked my car

by Reginald VanDeKamp March 10, 2009