Roffer

Real offer. When you offer to help someone do something and will not resent them if they take you up on it.
ant. Foffer

I'm going to the store can I get you anything, Joel? This is a roffer.

by Lollipop2554 September 4, 2017

Licking the Roof

When you get tickets to an event and they are the worst tickets you can get

Getting tickets for a football game and the tickets end up being at the back of the stadium, closest to the roof... therefore your licking the roof: this also includes any other shitty seats.

by Capaciao October 20, 2009

Cock on the Roof

The act of receiving oral sex from a female to the point where you are about to ejaculate so then you pull out and beat the top of her head with your dick while ejaculating all in her hair.

Jose: So did you try "Cock on the Roof" on your girl yet?
Quan: Hell yeah I did! Gave her a head concussion!

by @LittleBigMan October 5, 2016

terracotta tile roof

A sexual experience where one person applies a clay, charcoal, or mud facemask to their partner, allows it to dry, then urinates on the masked area.

My ex always said she liked the waterpark, but when she asked me to give her the terracotta tile roof, I had to leave.

by Opieman20XX October 5, 2020

roffel waffle

Waffles containing the word acronym ROFL imprinted on them. See roffel and waffle

I just ate roffel waffles for breakfast.

by Halo@sea July 2, 2005

Cat on the Roof

A phrase used to describe a situation in which a group of males spot one or more Bops within their range of sight.

Person 1: Aye chief, I'm peepin' a Cat on the Roof right now

Person 2: Oh fa sho let's go spit some game

Person 1: Im bout it

by DaCamel,JuliasCeasar,JoeGizzle May 29, 2010

Cat On A Hot Tin Roof

A sex position in which the women fucks a man, hard, as if she was a feline on a hot tin roof. real sexy like.

"Sweetie, lets now perform the act known as cat on a hot tin roof," cried Miguel.

by Busty St. Clare January 12, 2009