an annoying, terminally online person, who actively consumes retroslop, and calls anyone who doesn't like retroslop "ableist" just because they self diagnosed themselves, in addition to often being a gooner
by markfischbach July 11, 2025
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"Gubby," was created to mimic the old or, "retro" style of roblox, "Retro Gubby" is a term used to mainly mock people that use "Retro"/Classic avatars in a non classic manor (Gubby).
by tmrlren July 27, 2025
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Get the Retrofraction mug.Using loops to get the AI to think long. THAT WAS MY IDEA. THAT is what being stolen. GO STOP THEM FROM STEALING IT. I'm almost tired of threatening you at this point. I don't care if you are willing to or actively want them to steal it, I'm not going to.
Hym "Retrofitted Recurrence is just a euphemism for 'The idea we stole from Hym.' And doing what you are doing is the opposite of protecting your kids. I'll say that much. Because at the end of the day, I just don't have to let them steal it. So I won't."
by Hym Iam November 15, 2025
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(verb)
1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.
2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.
3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.
(verb)
1.
To speak with such catastrophic stupidity, cosmic-level nonsense, or aggressively misplaced confidence that it feels like your mouth is reversing through time, undoing human evolution one syllable at a time.
2.
When someone talks so much garbage that reality glitches, Mercury goes into retrograde out of self-defense, and the universe files a noise complaint.
3.
A linguistic war crime performed using the mouth (aka the “cakehole”), typically accompanied by unwarranted opinions, loud wrongness, or the refusal to shut the fuck up.
A: “Bro I think dinosaurs died because they smoked too much volcano.”
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”
Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”
Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”
(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)
B: “Please stop retrograding the cakehole before I lose brain cells.”
Boss: “Where’s that report I didn’t ask for?”
Me: “Love, you’re retrograding the cakehole again. Try thinking.”
Mom: “Why is your cousin’s WhatsApp status important for your career?”
You: “Ma… MA… you’re retrograding the cakehole.”
(Say this only if you want to die instantly.)
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