Retard

Definition 1: An incredibly stupid and fucked up individual who has no real meaning in life and deserves to die alone in bed holding on to Monga.

Definition 2: You. A retard is you. Why the fuck would you search up "Retard" In the urban dictionary you sick fuck.

Person 1: Hey guys, Barney told me that I have ten fingers, but I counted eleventeen. I think Barney is stupid.

Person 2: No you retarded dumb fuck you have only ten fingers are you actually mentally retarded you fucking autist?

by I stole your kid and raped him February 8, 2019

Retarded

All my stupid followers and followings who look after the meaning of their stupid names here in this ducking dictionary and then posting it on their story.

Oh look at that guy/girl! Such a dumb! Ewww. So retarded

by Kiarash bhm August 16, 2018

retard

sam morrison aka lil slump aka king slump aka slumpy.
his brain cells died off and nobody knows exactly why. legend has it to this day his last two brain cells are still fighting to this day.

that slump kid is a real retard

by shlangtheasslicker638 July 1, 2018

Retarded

The person who just looked for this word in Urban Dictionary.

If ure readin' dis u retarded

by A normal person in a planet March 5, 2019

Retard

Slow in the brain.

See that person over there? He is a retard, he doesn't know how to do maths.

by MadJJH1Z1434 January 29, 2018

retard

the people who vote on suggestions for this site

p1: "damn dawg, who the fuck approved some of these dumbass definitions?"
p2: "idk mane, some fuckin' retard apparently"

by fxckedandleftfordead July 18, 2020

Retard

My dumbass math professor.

Hey look at that RETARD teaching class!

by DarthyTheVader December 3, 2018