Middle School Relationships

One kid 11-14, likes someone and that person likes that person back. Start "dating" for 10 minutes and breakup, get back together, breakup and so on

Girl: OMG Kyle and I are dating!

Girl2:Oh lord
4 days later...
Girl:WE BROKE UP!!!!!
Girl2:Wow I'm surprised you guys made it 12 hours! Stupid Middle school relationships

by Football Kid 36 August 14, 2015

Settling Relationship

Where the male in the relationship settles for a woman that's way below his league when he could have a better, more creative woman. This woman is probably very ugly and the male is only dating her to feel more confident about himself and will receive ridicule and social torture until he either commits suicide or ends the horrible, bound to fail, relationship.

boy 1: "Dude did you hear about Dan?"

boy 2: "No man, what happened?"

boy 1: "Well i have some bad news...he's dating Jessica."

boy 2: "Dude! She's fucking ugly!"

boy 1: "I know man, he settled, he could have had Tabby."

boy 2: "What a dumbass. Lets go make fun of his Settling Relationship."

by CoolStoryBroseph March 25, 2010

Relationship Hole

The orifice that most women will not let you enter unless they're either a filthy slut or in a committed relationship.

AKA Cruisin' the Hershey highway, Butt sex, Aiming for her starfish etc..

"I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole"

by The Freakin' Rican July 5, 2009

healthy relationship

There is no such thing

“there is no such thing as a healthy relationship “

by Shaddixx May 15, 2018

relationship weight

Weight gain from being in a relationship.

I'v been in a relationship for a year and i have gained relationship weight.

by nini09 January 18, 2016

Facebook relationship

A couple that seems to only date through facebook and not in the real world.

Brittany and Adam seem like their not even going out!

yea they have a total facebook relationship

by Idiptoastinchili November 11, 2010

rapelationship

When one person starts, or refuses to end, a relationship with another person by just being stubborn.

1. "I thought we were just going to hook up once but the next day he told me that we needed to have dinner with his parents since we were a couple now. I guess I'm in for another rapelationship."

2. "I tried to break up with my girlfriend but she just said 'no'. Four hours of arguing later, somehow I end up apologizing and we're still going out! I'm stuck in a rapelationship!"

by mylz February 22, 2008