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rap

Poetry with a beat. Topics range from Street Life (the most prominent theme on the airwaves) to women/love, life in general and even to the strange and obscure such as Video Games (the obscure kind, not Halo and in case you're wondering, they were black rappers) and getting beat up at school ("Runnin").

Universally hated by people that never bothered to look into it's history or any songs beyond MTV.

Kinda pathetic really. I mean, 90% of the music on MTV or the radio is pathetic, why single out rap? Hey, the rock on there is just as bad. Do I judge the entire rock genre based on the bottom of the barrel? No, cause I'm not a stupid 13 year old. Most of the rock there is kids whining and cutting themselves, but I know the genre has some good to offer cause I BOTHERED TO CHECK OUT THE MUSIC BEFORE CRITICIZING IT. I listen to Pearl Jam as I write this.

Hey, every musical genre has it's garbage. I could name plenty of emo scene kids I see (on the internet, of course, we don't get many of those types of people around here) that are ruining your musical genre. Really, it's a grim future for ALL musical genres nowadays.
95% of the definitions here were written by people who think that rap started in the 90's and began with Dr. Dre.

They have also never heard of The Pharcyde or Del Tha Funkee Homosapien
by Ever January 9, 2008
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The realest and most genuine form of music created; distinguishes the lifestyles and/or challenges one has experienced; the unique rhyme schemes and rhythmic bass line create an addiction to the listener desiring a more real musical experience; recited creatively in a gripping rhythm; often discriminated against by posers who don't care for reality.
by Music is love_xOx July 16, 2008
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rap is something some people like to call music. i think it sucks. shure rap takes a little talent you do have to know how to talk fast and make rhyms but what about the music. its drum machines and computers have you ever seen a raper pick up a guitar, bass, or any thing or the sort an play music. NO! and all the songs are the same they are all about the same shit just in different words. me, i like metal, classic rock, rock almost anything but emo and punk. if you want to here some good music check out eric clapton, or van halen. but to me rap sucks always has and always will!!!!
good music: any thing with real insterments any thing thats not rap.
by PFC joe September 29, 2006
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The whipping boy of the music world for obnoxious posers who wish they had something intelligent to say.
Poser- Oh God! Is that rap you're listening to? That shit is the w-
Me- Listen, fuckwad- You go lose your virginity, then maybe we'll talk.
by jonzo the weasel April 20, 2006
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R: Retards
A: Attempting
P: Poetry
example of rap:

It's 2-o' clock in the mornin'
I'm yiked up, and i'm horny
All i need is now is some moanin'
That pussy got me zoanin'

O_o nuff said
by GabriellexX January 26, 2008
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A simplistic form of "music", involving the extremely basic drum beats (which are sampled, so really all you do is press a button). Features pathetic basslines and sampled keyboard pieces, with the occasional scratching disc. The focus of this style of "music" is actually the lyrics, apparently, because there is no actual talent involved in the rythmn section. The "music" sets out to make the "rapper" rap his words fast, which makes the words indistinguishable and they lose all meaning, most people have to actually read the lyrics to even grasp the meaning of the song at all.
:Rapper: My music is poetry!

:Musician: Then be a freaking poet and stop ruining the music industry with your lame excuse for "music". At least VARY your beats and add some SLIGHT complexity to your music. Do something original.

:Rapper: *owned*
by Anonymous99999123532 July 26, 2006
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SUCKS!!! u need no talent to rap..just get a couple of ur friends, tape a conversation n put music behind it. they dont play instruments either. u want talent? listen 2 the drummer for slipknot. thats talent. bet no gay ass rapper could do that. they wuld probly get pissed off and shoot the drums. there is no rap song that has instruments played it in. its all computer generated. and i mean...wat the hell is with the shirtless thing...i mean...piss off we dont wanna c ur bullet wounds or see the tats u got...

OH YEAH!!! rappers are scared of cooties. notice how they always have sluts dancing around them but they neva touch them coz theyre hands are always in the air.

I agree that rap USED to be kool with MC Hammer and all the old rappers like that but now its just a contest of how many bitches they can get 2 shake their ass by the end of the video clip.
(rapper at rock concert for some unknown reason)

rapper: Yo homie, my ears are gonna explode from the noise!
rocker: what are you on about?
rapper: THE NOISE CANT YO HEAR THAT NOISE?!?!?
rocker: thats the introducer...
rapper: NO THE NOISE HES MAKING!!!
rocker: talking??
rapper: NO THE THING INBETWEEN WORDS!!!!
rocker: spaces?
rapper: YES!!! ITS TORTURE!!!!
by noise!!! July 21, 2008
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