Reality

If you think you have a solid grasp on it; you haven't thought about it enough. Just ask a Dr.
Iam "Reality is disturbing man..."

Hym "Yeah, especially watching this guy quote and/or reference a self-proclaimed Satanist in a church (or whatever) and watching them love it! 'PRAISE HIM!! PRAAAAISE HIM!!' That shit is hardcore! I'd be hard as a rock after that shit!"

Iam "Stop...."

Hym "Nah I'm serious man that shit is actually frightening. And on a side-note, you don't have to take the apology but holy crap man I don't want you to kill yourself or something my guy. Damn! This is a once and I lifetime thing that's going on here you realize that right? I thought it was funny that the 'you probably don't want to be Jesus' sentiment resonated with you."

Iam "What is wrong with you!? He isn't serious. It's all just jokes. We're grateful that you even spent any amount time reading any of this."

Hym "Quit being a kiss-ass! But nah I'm not trying shit. I'd like my stuff though, please."

Iam *Sigh* "We're not living a normal existence over here. Expecting us to jump through a bunch of hoops just to earn a normal life back is not something I'm willing to indulge you in... Sorry..."
by Hym Iam May 12, 2022
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Reality

A system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.
Hym "If religion is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws.... And it was created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And reality is a system of observable behavioral patterns and laws... That would suggest that reality was also created by a conscious and sentient entity that is capable of articulated thought... And humans can't create reality... But reality exists.... And the very concept of 'causality' requires it's existence to have a cause... Then that would mean...."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2022
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your so lost in reality

like to discuss. If there's something specific on your mind or if yo
your so lost in reality johnny
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Ad-Mented Reality

ad-mented reality in google street view is... well just weird...

Ad-Mented Reality, term coined first by Molly Wood, January 13th, 2009, on Buzz Out Loud Episode 1144
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paranoid reality

A reality that’s troubled, seams unreal yet is, seems paranoid in nature though isn’t in reality because of circumstances being strangely true.
Brent, you’re not paranoid, you have a paranoid reality!
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Detached from reality

Insane. Just plain off your rocker. Not "with it".
“I thought, boy, if he really believes this stuff, he has lost contact with— he’s become detached from reality if he really believes this stuff," Barr said of a breaking point he had in December.
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Reality Maintaining Words

The set of words which (established and) maintain reality.
"Could we change reality by suppressing, hiding, or extricating the Reality Maintaining Words?", asked Professor Spot Tricks. "How many RMWs are there anyway?" Asked Joe. "How many RMWs do you estimate there are", asked Dick. "How many RMWs do you estimate exist", asked Bernd. The instructor commended Bernd because "exist" is concise, whereas "there are" is prolix, and clarified that listing all the RMWs would exact mountains of time, so it is more likely that only an estimate, not a specific number, could be achieved. Then she asked the students, "And could we change reality by promoting the use of a different set of words?" "Yes", said most students. "What would you call those words?" "Reality Correcting Words", said Sally.
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