arf quarf

Quarf produced by a member of the canine family.

My dog keeps leaving these arf quarf stains all over my carpet. It's enough to make me want to quarf.

by Jesus Crosby-Lindner November 10, 2007

Chocolate Quarter

The coin sized stain that you accquire on your stomach from a girls dirty brown asshole when fucking her from behind.

I was hittin that sloar Angela Doggy Style to only look down and see a chocolate quarter had been deposited on my white tee. This gave me a whole different point of view on the term Bangin in my white tee.

by cbez May 18, 2009

Office Quarterback

That guy in the office that always wants the smallest amount of change back, so if you lend him a quarter, he will still want it back.

That guy is acting like an office quarterback.

by Budder Golem June 13, 2017

a quart

26 ounce bottle of liquor

"I'm gonna drink a quart tonight!"

by captainsully October 22, 2017

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

This is a pangram, and it is the coolest sounding pangram.

Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow.

by HELLBOY JAGO March 23, 2021

quarter sack

25 dollars worth of weed

Dude, can you go get me a quarter sack?

by budman45 May 24, 2009

Quarter life Crisis

Quarter life Crisis: 1) Somone between the ages of 23-30. 2) A marketing catch phrase used my the media and corporations to instill fear and insacurity in young adults to consume products; much like a 'mid-life crisis'. 3) Half way between a fetus-life cirsis and a mid-life crisis; however, only half a life away from a 3/4-life crisis and 3/4 of a life away from death.

Stuffy-Corporate guy: Hmmm. seems sales on cargo pants, SUV's and Life Insurace is down, what shall we do Jenkins?
Jenkins: I dunno sir. Perhaps we could fuck with college students minds by telling them they are having a 'quarter life crisis'; thereby, instagating mass consumption of these products; therefor, padding the 3/4 profits of the company.
Stuffy-Corporate guy: Brillant! Jenkins! Now, i'll have the usual Club sandwhich on brown bread if you please.
Jenkins: C'ommin right up sir.

by JamesEX May 13, 2004