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proximity effect

When you ask for help with your malfunctioning software, it will mysteriously start working only when the person you asked gets within 5 feet of the computer.
I tried printing this godamn pdf for over an hour. But only after IT came into my cube did it start working. Of course IT thought it was an I.D.10.T error, but it was proximity effect making me look gaytarded.
by generator x November 17, 2011
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Proxy Commander

A Person who is in charge of proxies during a certain event
Nathan was in charge of proxies during a recentish trip to PC world therefore is the Proxy Commander & sole decider of proxies during the visit.
by Klob November 1, 2012
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Proximity Theory

Spending lots of time with an average or less than average looking girl and noticing that she is becoming hotter and hotter as time passes. This is presumably due to the fact that you feel that you should have slept with her based on the amount of time you have committed to the relationship.
Alex: Have you noticed how Rosie is looking a lot hotter these days?
Mark: Nah man - you've just been spending way too much time with her!
Alex: Really?
Mark: Yeah... it's Proximity Theory!
by DAO1428 October 23, 2013
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Proxy bang

(Adverb) When you want to fuck a female that resembles the same physical characteristics of your crush
“Damn she looks just like Ashley! I could proxy bang her
by Thick_Bunny97 August 28, 2018
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Pyrocynical

"So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million subscribers, 250,000 subscribers and still growing the fact that we've reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal, I'm-I'm just amazed. Thank you all so much for supporting this channel and helping it grow. I-I love you guys... You guys are just awesome."
-Awesome quote from Jeff- I- I mean,Pyrocynical.
A depressed horny lesbian who regrets petscop.
"Pyrocynical!"
"No he is dead hahahahahahahhahahahah kill me my name Yeet"
by Dabbuiou September 9, 2019
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Pyro pedo

Is he a pyro pedo
by Johnisacheci January 1, 2021
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proxz

someone who will never get a girl. His dad went to work in a milk factory and hasn't come back
proxz is a literal dipshit
by VinuIsGOD November 29, 2021
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