parched

(deej definition)
thirsty to the point your mouth is dry

shooot, i’m parched

by its suns November 14, 2019

Porch Monkey

A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.

Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.

by TerminalJam December 4, 2019

Parchie

An adjective for people who try their hardest to be funny and quirky but end up making a fool out of themselves

"Hey, Mike did you check the group-chat yesterday?"
"Yeah. Jane is such a parchie"

by blockboi December 21, 2020

Porch Coffee

Moonshine (or any alcohol) drunk out of a mug on the porch in the morning.

It’s before noon but I don’t want the neighbors to think I’m an alcoholic so I’ve got my porch coffee.

by Bearded American May 1, 2021

pruchacha

a loving, kind, pretty, girl, shes a capricorn and loves to care for others.

Pruchacha is hottt!

by Juchachabsf June 17, 2021

perchocky

A playful nickname for a girl, young and small in stature; in certain circumstances could be considered rude.

Italian/American (slang) noun, nickname,
A small bird,
slang to describe a woman's vagina.

When I was little, my uncle used to call me Perchocky. I never knew why but he never called me by any other name.

by rickymac August 4, 2021

Perchu

The moreos guy. Their Tumblr is now gone, and someone else carries their torch. Little is known about them, but their rage was admirable for the time we had them.

We miss you, Moreos guy.

As Perchu, a brilliant man once said... "aRE YOU KIDDING ME, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS IS SHIT THIS IS A PEICE OF SHIT NO HUMAN SHOULD EVER HAVE THIS MUCH POWER THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT THERE WAS A SET AMOUNT OF ICING ON EACH FUCKING OREO AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE GIVE US THIS MUCH POWER THE ICING WILL BE SO UNEASILY SPLIT UP THAT WE WILL HAVE LIKE 20 COOKIES LEFT AND NO FUCKING ICING LEFT THIS IS RIDICULOUS THIS IS THE KIND OF SHIT THAT DESTROY SOCIETY AND TOPPLES THE GOVERNMENT THIS IS TRYING TO SPARK GREED AND LUST AND GLUTTONY INTO THE HEARTS OF EVERYONE, THIS IS FUCKING EVIL DONT BUY INTO THIS SHIT FUCK THIS,AND FUCK YOU MOREOS".

We miss you, Perchu. And we hope you're okay.

by Keiachi-chan November 2, 2021