Search
Home page
Browse
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
Store
Blog
World
Advertise
Add a definition
User settings
Browse
A
B
C
D
E
F
G
H
I
J
K
L
M
N
O
P
Q
R
S
T
U
V
W
X
Y
Z
#
Store
Blog
World
Advertise
Search
Porch Monkey
Share definition
A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or
pissing off
of it. They also will show off their
genitals
and on occasion
actually
go inside.
Did you
see that porch monkey? He just
flipped
me off while
whipping
a dog with his dick.
by
TerminalJam
December 04, 2019
Flag
Get the
Porch Monkey
mug.
More random definitions