Rectal projectile

The act of an enormous turd flying out one's rectum at a great speed, hitting with great force whatever is within it's range as it emerges.

"I just did this enormous rectal projectile!"

by Pogmothoin February 15, 2009

Skunk project

A plan where the government try's to jail people who haven't had a shower for a week.

"thank god the skunk project failed, my mate Jim's shower bust ages ago."

by The Fucker 69 October 10, 2016

processed pretty

the type of pretty that can be bought. with expensive make up and clothing, a membership to the most thymine-dimer producing tanning bed, a personal trainer, and a few surgeries to tweak the rest, anyone can be pretty! the wealthy are especially likely to employ this method of beautification.

The processed pretty like to call the naturally blessed "small town pretty."

by lifelover! July 6, 2010

Porject

(poor-ject) When a project is poorly thought up and/or managed and it ends up becoming a drain of finances while never really meeting its goal or purpose.

The really turned that into a porject.

Some people are only good at porjecting.

by Msperceptionriot October 1, 2020

Buttock-prober

A sodomite; a man who buggers other men obsessively.

That Bert, he's a full-time buttock-prober!

by Edna Sweetlove October 1, 2006

friend project

1. The future of myspace.

2. The future of networking websites, featuring its own currency, ratings, contests, google maps on profiles and search engine, special page for newest users, featured users, newest pics, and top money earners. It allows you to use virtual money to purchase features that include no ads, quick-reply option, ability to see who views your profile, and many more. You can use text messaging to reply to messages on your profile. Has a downloadable desktop notification alert program in different versions. Moderators that listen to your suggestion and reply to messages and comments. Forums, with very active users, which include a top posters, and newest forums section.

3. Website with built-in radio section, as well as videos.

4. Myspace's replacement.

Isaak: Dude, did you hear about friendproject.com?

Nick: Like, no dude, what is that?

Isaak: I heard it's the future of networking websites.

Robcat: I like friend project. :

by Nicolos A February 12, 2008

kindergarden project

have sex from behind with your partner, when you cum, put it all over her back, and then with your penis draw shapes and spread it all around. then you take glitter and macaroni and throw it on your partner so it looks like a kindergarden project!

"man when I banged kailey's mom I gave her a kindergarden project"

by Capt. Edward Reynolds September 14, 2007