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procreastination

procreating for the sake of procrastination.

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having sex to avoid doing work
procreastination - myself and my wife both had to write reports for work at the weekend, but they were boring so we procreastinated all afternoon instead.
by simonzephyr August 26, 2012
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procrasterbang

v. One step up from procrasterbating, procrasterbanging is sex for the purpose of putting off work that needs to be done.
"Hey man, I had this paper due today but my girlfriend came over last night." "Yeah, gotta procrasterbang sometimes."
by green potato September 2, 2012
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Proception

1. A process by which ones experiences and encounters with the environment and behaviors, change their ideas and thoughts.

2. A process of developing new ideas through intentional interaction with the physical world and human behaviors.

3. A combination or the words process and conception.
The basis for the new product was a proception that was heavily influenced by wasteful consumption.
by CSMILE November 27, 2012
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Procramming

When one waits too long to finish programming for a class. A form of procrastination often associated with Computer Science and Applied Information Technology.
Shit! We have that code due to Quack in like an hour. Looks like we will be Procramming once again. Why the hell do we wait so long!
by AIT302 December 7, 2012
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procrastifap

Sam likes to procrastifap a lot when doing philosophy essays
by ThisIsChristoph December 11, 2012
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procrastercizing

You could finish your paper, or you could go on a run instead. It's not wasting time if you're working out, right?
I spent the last hour procrastercizing. Now I have to procrastershower and the procrastereat. THEN I'll get back to my homework...as soon as I'm done procrasturbating.
by Hulie May 7, 2013
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procatination

The act of putting something you have to do off because you are cuddling with a cat or a one is sitting on your lap and you don't want to disturb it.
Her procatination with her favorite cat caused her to be late.
by nikolai2000 January 16, 2014
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