Probation

The act of getting something shoved up your asshole.

- Hey, did you hear Leo got probed?
-what! He’s on probation?

by Mesanen Abdllh September 1, 2022

Probsolutely

Adverb
An expression of noncommittal affirmation.

Similar to "most likely", "yes, but..." and "maybe"

EX1:
You are probsolutely the best friend I have ever had.

EX2:
Q: Would you like to go to the dance with me?
A: Probsolutely!

by fischyworld September 22, 2022

prostature

The stature when holds in regards to the condition of their prostate.

Do you think he'd steal my girl if we became friends?
I don't think he's got the prostature for that. Just in case, take the week off.

by flexydevil October 24, 2022

prosthitute

A prostitute that has some augmentation via prosthesis.

Me: Yo, Larry. I hooked up with that prosthitute last night. She wanted me off with her robot arm.

by Somewhat Schizo November 8, 2022

probs very light

What the track workout will be. Term coined by John Panny.

Bob: Hey what’s the workout today?
John: It’s probs very light.

by Define it February 24, 2023

Prostatheist

A man that does not believe that prostate stimulation will feel good. This could be through lack of experience, opportunity, or fear of seeming gay

Gareth used to be a Prostatheist until I smashed his back doors in and made him see god.

by Novox May 27, 2023

probestatuite

Someone who likes it in the booty and wants it good.

"Hey have you heard of Zacks new fantasy, being a probestatuite."

by Hex6finger August 23, 2023