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Present Mic

Tabitha Infantes true husband.
He is so loud, that she loves it anyway.
They have a complicated relationship, but in a good way. TIZASHI ALL THE WAY!

They are very cute together and they make the best couple!
Zashi-omg u just spilt coffee on my penis.

Tabby-HAHAHAH I adore you :) Present Mic, feel my wrath
by LIZZO LONGO February 3, 2020
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Presence cock block

1) when somebody has the incredible ability to be a cock block simply by being around a guy and girl

2) a mans excuse for failing to make a move when a friend was around, when, in fact, the friend had absolutly nothing to do with the cock block
1)yoman, I was about to score when jill comes along and made it fucking impossible to get ANYTHING
yo, dude, Jill is seriosly the biggest presnce cock block I've ever seen.

2)
yo man, why'd you pussy out back there? that bitch deffinetly wanted your cock!
dude, I was deffiently presence cock blocked.
ya right, it was only me their and you werb't even talking to here! all you did was play wow on the computer and totally ignore her!
FUCK you!
by fat ass fucker October 21, 2008
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Present Detectives

When the kids are spending more time than usual in the living room around the christmas tree looking and waiting for the adults to leave so they can check out the presents that are theirs and guess what they got .
Wife-Where are the Present Detectives?

Husband-They are next to the tree checking all the wraping to make sure nobody peeked!
by troubledemon December 23, 2009
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Preening

To judge or view/stalk someone or something
Omg why are you preening my posts all the time
by Kikibomb October 6, 2018
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pretendisting

I had a long day of pretendisting in class today.

It usually takes about five minutes on the phone with my girlfriend before I start pretendisting whilst playing backgammon.
by pseudonymouslyarriffic March 12, 2011
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Prehensile Tongue

the act of sticking your tongue out while doing anything that requires more than average thought or concentration.
John's trying to find the shift key, his prehensile tongue is a throwback to early man's pre-keyboard days.
by Philo T. Farnsworth November 1, 2014
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prehensile pubes

When you can maneuver your pubic hairs at will.
guy #1"man that guy has some prehensile pubes."
guy #2 "yeah he fed me pretzels the other day with them!"

random girl "that must feel good in the bed"
by thereisnotenough2dowhatIwanted November 22, 2016
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