Pumpernickel Pretzel

When your poop is really long and you shape it into a neat pretzel

“Damn homie I even gave her my pumpernickel pretzel and she STILL cheated on me”

by anonymous August 26, 2022

toilet pretzel

When your stomach is upset and you shit a log in the toilet in the shape of a pretzel.

My guy, can you pull over at that gas station. I gotta make a toilet pretzel.

by Colonel musterd September 4, 2022

Wetzels Pretzels

A pretzel shop in Kissimmee where you can confidently send your GF without worrying about her being impaled

Lasting: Yo nade why u so upset
Nadexe: My girl got her hairy ass fucked at Wetzels Pretzels

by NadexeyBoa September 14, 2022

Equinox Praetor

Highly trained swordsman named Morgan. which can "block, parry and dodge." And simps for some cultist that wants to summon a big reality consuming spider.

The Equinox Praetor's favorite food/breakfast is coffee and donuts.

by gub. August 25, 2023

Elvis Pretzel

Elvis Prestley but on steroids

Dan: Elvis Pretzel

by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023

Dirty Pretzel

A female ties her man’s hands to the lower portion of the headboard whilst laying on his back. She then rolls his feet up over his head and ties feet to a higher point on the headboard. Once tied, she then proceeds to eat his ass out while in this pretzel position.

Me: me and the wife got freaky over the weekend.

Them: what happened?
Me: we did da dirty pretzel.

by Brad Daddy February 2, 2024

Crispy Pretzel Chicken Fries

when you and your babe start making out put the fries into her pussy and then eat them. yum.

wowzers dude, i totally did the crispy pretzel chicken fries with tasha!

by sussybls December 3, 2023