Definitions by ElvisPretzel

gurt

gurt. the gurt we always greeted but he never responded back.

yogurt!

gurt: yo!

gurt by ElvisPretzel July 16, 2025

women 

something you ovbiously have never touched (its okay women are scary)

women

women by ElvisPretzel June 6, 2024

Elvis Pretzel 

Elvis Prestley but on steroids

Dan: Elvis Pretzel

Elvis Pretzel by ElvisPretzel October 31, 2023