Soccer Mom (sex position)

While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.

I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)

by yourmom86 September 1, 2011

mortuary position

The most exciting and only sexual position that a women offers after children or the initial honeymoon period of a new relationship. Where once she screamed for more she know screams if you have the nerve to ask. Most importantly this variation of the missionary position 'comes' with the added pleasure of the feeling that her silence(unless you are told to hurry up) and motionless is horribly reminiscent of shagging a corpse or a first time religious teen that feels awkward

Mr Gideon - Come on babe, its been weeks

Miss D - For fucks sake, we have 3 kids and I want to watch council TV. Alright, if you are very quick. But no toys or fingers

Mr Gideon - Great..The mortuary position again

by Mr Gideon November 2, 2006

Positive Paul

Someone who always looks on the bright side of things and who always sees the good in EVERYTHING!

Paul & Jeremiah are walking down the street when three guys pop out and start fucking them up the ass and shoving their cocks down their throats.

Jeremiah: AHH! OMFG! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Positive Paul: Oh calm down Jeremiah! This isn't that bad!
Gangbanger: Oh yeah! FUCK YEAH! You suck cock often?
Jeremiah: How the FUCK is the NOT BAD! I'M GETTING FUCKING GANGBANGED UP MY FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU STUPID SHIT!
Positive Paul: Well, I've always wondered if I was gay or not. Now I know I AM!


Paul goes to the doctor for a checkup

Doctor: It's syphilis.
Positive Paul: Oh, it's okay.
Doctor: What do you mean it's okay? YOu have a fucking STD you stupid fuck!
Positive Paul: Well, that threesome with those 2 crazy fucking chicks made it worth it!

by Snurner101 December 20, 2008

D-positive

I began using "d-pos" over ten years ago, but recently I have recognized its growing popularity as a mainstream insult. In the past it was only something to be used with my closest friends. However, I'm beginning to hear other people use it, so I'm proud to officially introduce "D-positive" to the Urban Dictionary...

"D-positive" (also known as "d-pos") is growing in popularity throughout the DC-metropolitan area. It is a nickname based upon the acronym of a very commonplace insult: "dumb piece of sh*t".

If for whatever reason, you need to keep the language clean (like you're at grandma's house), calling someone "d-positve" is the safe/clean alternative to the potentially more offensive "dumb piece of sh*t"...


(D-positive = D.P.O.S. = Dumb Piece Of Sh*t)

Dorm Room Etiquette:
"Who's the d-pos that puked in the hallway last night?"

Holidays With The Family:
"Dad are you D-positive?"

Dorm Room Etiquette Continued:
"Which one of you depo’s took my toothbrush?"

by Alan King September 2, 2004

posi gym shorts

boys basketball shorts worn by bros who go to hardcore shows.

"yo did you see those posi gym shorts the kid in the pit is wearing?"

by The Xs Are Silent June 10, 2008

Roast Chicken Position

A sexual position whereby a male lies on his back and pulls his legs back resembling a roast chicken. This position allows for greater access of the rectal region.

Hey bro my girlfriend ate my ass out last night whilst i was in the roast chicken position. It was great!

by Richie De Bauchery August 28, 2015

SEX POSITIVE

An approach to sex and human sexuality that embraces the full benefits of sexual interraction as healthy and uplifting, based upon the premise that sexual expression is good and healthy and that societal repression or control of the individual's sex-drive is bad and unhealthy.

Sex Positive people advocate comprehensive sex education, because even in a free-sex utopia one must still be wary of sexually-transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies.

by Spillage71 February 19, 2015