sex positions

The way you have sex. When having sex they're different ways to do it. The styles of sex you use. Examples- 69,missionary,69 standing,doggy style,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar all of these are "sex positions" sex positions sex styles of sex}

Boy-How many "sex positions" do you know. Girl- Wouldn't you like to find out.

Examples- 69,missionary,69 standing,doggy style,ymca ,Viennese Oyster,cow girl,monkey bar all of these are "sex positions" sex positions sex styles of sex}

by Shaman king21 February 16, 2010

The Positives of the Coronavirus

When the world experienced a temporary relief in weather and road conditions, as daily carbon emissions dropped globally and the air quality improved substantially for millions of people during the lockdowns.

Be they boars roaming the streets of Barcelona, bears entering homes or supermarkets in California, or beavers playing along the river bank in London, these are arguably some of the positives of the coronavirus.

by Covido April 12, 2021

Position 352

A sexual position where a girl does a handstand and the guy comes in from the side.

She did a position 352 for me last night, we tried to keep it up as long as possible.

by Stephahoe September 21, 2009

posi

Posi (pronounced pah-zee) is short for "positive" and is being used increasingly by the Posi Music industry to define music that unites and inspires their audience.

I was having a rotten day and needed a little Posi pick me up.

by Mrs.Z October 22, 2010

Soccer Mom (sex position)

While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.

I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)

by yourmom86 September 1, 2011

mortuary position

The most exciting and only sexual position that a women offers after children or the initial honeymoon period of a new relationship. Where once she screamed for more she know screams if you have the nerve to ask. Most importantly this variation of the missionary position 'comes' with the added pleasure of the feeling that her silence(unless you are told to hurry up) and motionless is horribly reminiscent of shagging a corpse or a first time religious teen that feels awkward

Mr Gideon - Come on babe, its been weeks

Miss D - For fucks sake, we have 3 kids and I want to watch council TV. Alright, if you are very quick. But no toys or fingers

Mr Gideon - Great..The mortuary position again

by Mr Gideon November 2, 2006

Positive Paul

Someone who always looks on the bright side of things and who always sees the good in EVERYTHING!

Paul & Jeremiah are walking down the street when three guys pop out and start fucking them up the ass and shoving their cocks down their throats.

Jeremiah: AHH! OMFG! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?
Positive Paul: Oh calm down Jeremiah! This isn't that bad!
Gangbanger: Oh yeah! FUCK YEAH! You suck cock often?
Jeremiah: How the FUCK is the NOT BAD! I'M GETTING FUCKING GANGBANGED UP MY FUCKING ASSHOLE YOU STUPID SHIT!
Positive Paul: Well, I've always wondered if I was gay or not. Now I know I AM!


Paul goes to the doctor for a checkup

Doctor: It's syphilis.
Positive Paul: Oh, it's okay.
Doctor: What do you mean it's okay? YOu have a fucking STD you stupid fuck!
Positive Paul: Well, that threesome with those 2 crazy fucking chicks made it worth it!

by Snurner101 December 20, 2008