Poodle Bear

The biggest, baddest, strongest and most intelligent type of bear in the known world. Thought of as The Godfather of the Gay's of Atlanta. One who all will come to in order to gain guidance and help with any troubled situations. As well, if tricked by and with Lil' Bear, will immediately come to confess truths of the actions of Lil' Bear so as not to suffer the wrath of Poodle Bear. Loved and revered by all (except lil bear's alter-ego).

Man 1: " Who is that over there? Everyone seems to want to seek his audience for some reason."
Man 2: " That's the Great Poodle Bear. He can help anyone with their problems in the gay world. He knows everyone and everything from what I hear. It's a great honor to be granted the assistance of the Great Poodle Bear."

by Ariesian February 10, 2019

Piddledwarf

Someone who has no concept of time and is a big dork.

Leah, you take forever getting ready. Stop being such a piddledwarf

by Piddledwarf February 24, 2019

PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.

{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/

by Telephony April 6, 2019

Puddle play

It’s that thing where you wait for flash flood alerts and then to do butt stuff in the water

Bro, did you get that flash flood alert? Should we go puddle play?

by Craigopolis July 30, 2019

Puddle penis

Used to describe the penis of an older male. Otherwise refered to as, a saggy dick

Aye yo, yo dick so small it lookin like a puddle penis

by Whycanticomeupwithwords September 27, 2019

Paddlers tan

A suntan pattern on the hands unique to those who paddle kayaks and surfskis. The back of the hand is very tanned by the sun up to the knuckle and then from the knuckles to the tips of the fingers much lighter because those parts of the fingers wrap under the paddle and are not exposed to the same amount of direct sunlight.

That guy who surfskis alot has a noticeable paddlers tan.

by Paddleguy June 29, 2020

peddlers

Someone who sells crack or small things.

Oh, there's some peddlers over there! Let's go buy some of the good stuff from them!

by pseudoexperiment-101 October 16, 2020