Cum on my cookies please.

A statement.
You ask your partner this after sexual penetration.
The male that you are fucking then cums on your cookies that just randomly happened to be next to you while the two or 7 of you are screwing.
And you eat the cookies.

Elysia: "Cum on my cookies please."
Dante: -Cums on her cookies.-
Elysia: -Eats the cookies.-

by Naked_in_2.59 June 26, 2008

GEEZER PLEASER

A younger woman who carries on with an older man.

Gawd I can't believe Ronda. That fossil has to be sixty and she's twenty four. What a geezer pleaser!

by helmetshortbus September 23, 2010

the eye that weeps when most pleased

The vagina; the minge. Called this due to the fact that the vagina is known for producing copious amounts of lubricant during sexual excitement.

"Phew, what's that smell, Chuck? A fookin' fish?" "No, it's only from Cindy - it's tears from the eye that weeps when most pleased." - Sol R.

by Pontius Pilate August 15, 2006

Please don't submit this definition

Dude, I told you not to submit this definition

Please don't submit this definition

by Y'all are Stupid September 15, 2020

Negro Pleaser

A term used to define a white woman that like having sex with as many black men as she can.

kim kardashian is a negro pleaser

by kay west February 6, 2013

i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

A random ass auto correct from my phone

I don't know how to put this into a sentence i will be there at being a grammer and i will be there at least it's not only that but i don't know if you have any questions please feel free to contact me at any time with you and your family a

by Imafatasscunt February 6, 2018

Please Me

A song made from Cardi B featuring Bruno Mars.

"Please Me Baby Turn Around And Just Tease Me Baby."

by Alexandria Carter March 9, 2019