koala parking

the act of pulling into a parking space as slowly as possible to aggravate surrounding drivers.

The old lady was koala parking, so he honked his horn.

by jonnybagpipes September 6, 2011

detroit parking lot

The home of many homeless Detroitians in your friendly neighborhood. :) Say hello to them, especially if they have a gun. :):)

Gabe: Yo, I've always wanted to visit a detroit parking lot.
Sensible person: Fuck no, dude. That shit is crazy filled with gun-wielding nig nogs.

by nignog21 September 7, 2017

Parking Enforcement Officer

A man or woman that takes a stand against the violators of parking. These individuals work for police departments and walk or drive the mean streets for hours on end while recieving loathsome tong lashings from their victims. A good PEO will deliver atleast 1 citation every 15 minutes.

If you can't be a cop, be a Parking Enforcement Officer.

by Hanz and Honz March 15, 2009

Parking in the grass

When sharing a delicious blunt filled with marijuana. If you are to accidently let the blunt go out. You are "Parking in the grass". Happens more so with Dutch Masters & Games- and even more so in green leaf cigars.

Ryan Hey, who has the blunt?

Jacob Yeah, wheres that thing at?
Aaron Ooops, i let it go out again!
Greg Dammmmmm
All Together "PARKING IN THE GRASS!!!!!!!!"

by DjRyRy March 5, 2011

Porking it

When a man beats the shit out of his meat while rubbing A1 steak sauce on it ... .

Mom : (knocking on the door) Hey billy do your homework right away
Billy : fuck up mom ..im still "porking it"

by furrywall June 17, 2011

Darius Perkins

Pooh...lazy ass, but hella funny

Whats up pooh?

by kandycoated November 14, 2003

greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

Poor people shop at Wal-Mart. Poor people have poor cars. Poor cars leak a lot of oil. (Don't believe me? Check the grease pools in the empty spaces of your local Wal-Mart.)

This pizza's greasier than a Wal-Mart parking lot!

by El Gringo Del Mingo July 13, 2010