man purse

Another word for a man's asshole. When they are used for smuggling.

"Fuck, we are getting pulled over! Put this bag in your man purse!"

by freebitcoins.com May 22, 2022

purse

Something people put a purse dog in.

That cocky dude really wanted to box the guy over a purse all along. A stupid fucking purse he was going to sell to somebody else if he got his hands on it.

by The Original Agahnim December 14, 2021

Purse Eve

The night before the day you purchase a new purse.

Hey so I’m having a purse eve next Wednesday, i already sent invitations. there will be an early midnight snack and a late midnight jpeg reveal. your attendance is mandatory. I repeat, this is non-optional. Oh, and don’t forget to bring a donation for the donation bin (cash is acceptable and encouraged). All proceeds will benefit the gayward youth. Ok well, see ya.

by blackenedsicken March 12, 2022

Purse Poop

When a woman inverts her purse and dumps out all of its contents on a bed or table.

Karen proceeded to do a huge purse poop on the bed and found her keys.

by IRON MENSCH March 30, 2022

Hello Kitty Coin Purse

A Hello Kitty Coin Purse is an extremely prolapsed vagina.

The dildo that I ordered was way too big. It ended up giving me a pretty sick hello kitty coin purse.

by YahooYoyoscam January 8, 2021

Penis Purse

A mans scrotum

I keep my balls in my penis purse

by TyTyCool January 9, 2021

Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn

To describe the severity of a situation or event that had happen that left you completely and utterly wasted/tired/or un functioning.

“Yea, I don’t remember any part of last night. My Purse Was All Over The Front Lawn the next morning.”

by godfuckingdamnitzander February 10, 2021