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Pumpkin Floozie 

It is a dog who is a Floozie. Most of the time a Chihuahua. This Floozie likes pumpkins then shakes it for money or food.
My dog Cruise is such a Pumpkin Floozie. We couldn't get him off the street corner last Halloween.

Pumpkin blumpkin 

The traditional blumpkin with a soulless, day-walking twist: he or she is a ginger!
Big red have me a pumpkin blumpkin last night and it wasn’t even Halloween.

Pumpkin Jerk

I'm about to go pumpkin jerk to get blue ribbon pumpkins this year.
Pumpkin Jerk by Harry cacus June 11, 2019

Pumpkin Spice Butthole

My go to passive aggressive comment every Fall/ Autumn because I’m empty inside and just can’t let the basics enjoy their seasonal favorite latte
FRIEND: I’m thirsty, let’s go to Starbucks

ME: Noice! thought you’d never ask; been craving Pumpkin Spice Butthole since last April!

Pumpkin Gut

An unnecessary insult which means nothing. The insult was born our of a pumpkin carving fiasco between two fine ass people .
Jeff: Good morning.
David: Shut the fuck up pumpkin gut.
Pumpkin Gut by Pistachio 123 October 12, 2020

Pumpkin spice cookie 

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Pumpkin spice cookie