Thedemonftheinternet's definitions

Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily

Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? That’s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean that’s ring lights for ya

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Elmo

𝐸𝑙𝑚𝑜 𝑖𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑡𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔....

Run... Elmo is watching...

Also wtf did you look this up

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Tommyinnit

Rule number one: DONT SIMP FOR HIMMMM
HE DOESNT LIKE IT. BITCH IDC IF YOUR SIMPING RESPECTFULLY DONT FUCKING DO ITTTTT. He is also known for the “jump in the Cadillac” video. Beaten by a 14 year old named “drista” aka dreams sister. And he is friends with a literal fucking pig

Someone: dude I simp for tommyinnit

Me: *pulls out glock* ratatataata

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Paper

Cut my finger on that mf too many damn times

Me: cut my finger
Fren: how?
Me: mf paper

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Pumpkin spice cookie

The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding

Pumpkin spice cookie

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

Gjsvdjr

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Gjsvdjr

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020