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Ring light

A light to hold you phone that breaks too fucking easily
Person 1: dude my ring light broke again

Person 2: again? Thatโ€™s the 16th time this month

Person 1: I mean thatโ€™s ring lights for ya
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.
NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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Elmo

๐ธ๐‘™๐‘š๐‘œ ๐‘–๐‘  ๐‘ค๐‘Ž๐‘ก๐‘โ„Ž๐‘–๐‘›๐‘”....
Run... Elmo is watching...

Also wtf did you look this up
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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Tommyinnit

Rule number one: DONT SIMP FOR HIMMMM
HE DOESNT LIKE IT. BITCH IDC IF YOUR SIMPING RESPECTFULLY DONT FUCKING DO ITTTTT. He is also known for the โ€œjump in the Cadillacโ€ video. Beaten by a 14 year old named โ€œdristaโ€ aka dreams sister. And he is friends with a literal fucking pig
Someone: dude I simp for tommyinnit

Me: *pulls out glock* ratatataata
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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Paper

Cut my finger on that mf too many damn times
Me: cut my finger
Fren: how?
Me: mf paper
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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Pumpkin spice cookie

The FitnessGramโ„ข Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. Ding A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. Ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, ding
by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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Gjsvdjr

Fhsdveh
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by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020
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