play doh fun factory

The art of causing a girl to cough just after you relieve yourself into her mouth during oral sex, thus causing the ejaculated sperm to come from her nose much like squeezing out of a play doh fun factory.

Wow, my girl was going down on me so hard that when I nutted, she wound up coughing and looking like a play doh fun factory when it oozed from her nose.

by dirty in ccs July 9, 2010

play cards around

To devote thinking time to a subject. To discuss an idea during a card game (traditionally criminal).

"Nice idea, we should play cards around it."

by Liam Harper May 17, 2006

Play Dull

1)What you do when you don't have the strength of character to formally apologize to someone you have completely wronged.

2)When one ignores the "elephant in the room" because they are afraid of conflict.

3)When someone quickly changes the subject instead of stating an opposing opinion.

1.(Night Before) Dave: "Susan I swear you are the biggest leach. You absolutely smother me."
(The Next Day) Dave: "Hey Susan! Good to see you today! Just remembered I don't have a date to the banquet tonight. Would you like to go with me as my date?"
Susan: "Don't play dull with me! After what you said last night, I never want to see you again!"

2. Husband comes home early in the morning totally drunk. Wife quietly makes him breakfast as if it was just any other morning.

3. Son: "Mom, what do you think of the giant dragon tattoo that covers my entire back?"
Mom: "You know what Son, I really like your new girlfriend Stacy. She's such a lovely person. You know she came by yesterday with some fresh banana bread."

by Wize One December 19, 2008

Play the double bass

To do a fat lass from behind but standing up, whilst fiddling her nipples with one hand and strumming her clit with the other.

When space is at a premium or all the beds are taken at a party, then the best position will be to play the double bass.

by RobHog January 5, 2012

Play the tuba

To blow into a fat chick's asshole.

I want to play the tuba all night.

by gascanlincoln December 21, 2014

Play up

Like when you play up to the mentors ego.

The mentor sure does have a big ego, I think ill play up to it.

by Solid Mantis May 15, 2018

Play the upside down piano

A woman who likes to bat for the other team, i.e like to "Feed the Pony"

...it looks as if those girls like to "play the upside down piano".

by Mark "House" Thomas April 2, 2007