zero points

1. of poor quality
2. general disapproval
3. disappointment

1. A: Would you rail with that girl?
B: No, man. She's zero points.

2. A: Let's go out to Toad's. That place rocks!
B: What? Zero points!

3. A: I Dutch-ovened my girl, and she dumped me.
B: Tsk, tsk. Zero points.

by H-Money October 21, 2003

Charity Points

When you turn in an assignment and get more points than you deserve because the teacher was acting nice or felt sorry for you.

Person 1: I got a C when I totally deserved an F on this assignment.

Person 2: Must've been those charity points man.

by Telecaster June 6, 2017

brownie points!

An imaginary award given to your boyfriend or girlfriend for doing something right in the relationship. Letting your partner know that they get brownie points is a way to show them that they will definitely get a good suprize next time you're with them.

"Wow babe, you definitely get brownie points! Keep acting like this and you'll get something good later."

by AmerLynne June 14, 2017

Grays Point

A wealthy suburb in Sydney’s Sutherland Shire. Surrounded by water, it is noted for its secluded surroundings and leafy, winding streets. Residents are families who enjoy the surrounding beaches and trails. Referred to as ‘The Palm Beach of The Shire’.

You live in Grays Point!? Lucky!

by beachlife200 November 11, 2017

Point of No Returd

The moment when one is attempting to squeeze out a difficult poop and must choose whether to quit pooping or continue squeezing.

While attempting to power squeeze a chocolate log, Bob knew he hit the point of no returd and regretted having Taco Bell for lunch.

by UncleMorty89 December 22, 2019

Black Points

Actions or speech given by a person (usually white) to impress/support black people in order to gain supportive credit from black people in return. Examples usually include speech that complements or reference to black culture in order to relate to them.

Brad: Hey Marcus! Did you see me at the Black Lives Matter protest yesterday?
Marcus: yeah man you were right in the middle of it!
Tre: Come on Marcus, you know he’s just trying to get black points.

by Supahhotfye69 October 17, 2020

Suck Points

The method of assigning points to your current miserable issue. Created by the brilliant minds of deranged people for the purpose of a "who is the most miserable pissing contest" Measuring is subjective. However, if one was to set the bar, it's helpful to start with suck points assigned to total world destruction. Suck points for that would be 10,000,000.

My girlfriend was a total bitch today, threw out my weed. I got 100 suck points on that one.

by leafenway October 20, 2012