Ecstasy Piss: Used to describe the confusing phenomenon occurring after taking Ecstasy / MDMA, drinking lots to stay hydrated and physically feeling the need to urinate, yet physically being unable to do so.
Particulary humiliating when standing in the grotty toilets in a club surrounded by smackheads with your knob out and nothing doing.
When piss does come, it often seems a disproportionately small amount compared to how full your bladder felt just seconds ago.
Equally can be the first urination after having taken the drug, often on the verge of, or as the come-down starts (can also be called a Come-Down Piss). As the drug releases its' hold on your body and you start to feel less "mashed" i.e tired, drained, less euphoric, lights fade, music seems less involving, for some unnapparent reason your bladder kicks back into action, causing the sudden need for a massive piss for all the fluid backed up in there. Considering it is advisable to drink roughly a pint of water for every hour you're on ecstasy, and if you were really on it and didn't realise you needed a piss (a common phenomenon) then the Come-down piss could well be a magical experience.
Due to the ultra-stimulation provided by ecstasy, combined with the feeling of release, particularly if you've been trying for a while, an ecstasy piss can be very enjoyable!
Particulary humiliating when standing in the grotty toilets in a club surrounded by smackheads with your knob out and nothing doing.
When piss does come, it often seems a disproportionately small amount compared to how full your bladder felt just seconds ago.
Equally can be the first urination after having taken the drug, often on the verge of, or as the come-down starts (can also be called a Come-Down Piss). As the drug releases its' hold on your body and you start to feel less "mashed" i.e tired, drained, less euphoric, lights fade, music seems less involving, for some unnapparent reason your bladder kicks back into action, causing the sudden need for a massive piss for all the fluid backed up in there. Considering it is advisable to drink roughly a pint of water for every hour you're on ecstasy, and if you were really on it and didn't realise you needed a piss (a common phenomenon) then the Come-down piss could well be a magical experience.
Due to the ultra-stimulation provided by ecstasy, combined with the feeling of release, particularly if you've been trying for a while, an ecstasy piss can be very enjoyable!
1)John: Mate you were gone for long bruv, Wagwan?
Joe: Ah fucking ecstasy piss...my second try tonight, but this time I squeezed some out, like pissing razor blades!
2)Joe: Ah fuck this, this walk is taking ages cuz. Man I'm coming down hard...
John: Ah shit *runs into alley, re-appears three minutes later* Dude, that was a mighty Come-down Piss, thought it'd never stop!
Joe: Ah fucking ecstasy piss...my second try tonight, but this time I squeezed some out, like pissing razor blades!
2)Joe: Ah fuck this, this walk is taking ages cuz. Man I'm coming down hard...
John: Ah shit *runs into alley, re-appears three minutes later* Dude, that was a mighty Come-down Piss, thought it'd never stop!
by dingalingsoundsystem January 12, 2009
Get the Ecstasy Pissmug. Releasing nuclear waste into outer space isn't really a proper thing to do, but it dirties the environment as much as to piss in a lake.
by Arronon July 21, 2009
Get the Piss in a lakemug. The foul-smelling liquid found in the bottom of a dumpster and sloshing around the bottom or a garbage truck while compacting.
Guy 1: Look at that garbage truck emptying the dumpster, and all that dumpster piss pouring out all over the place.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's nasty, kind of a greenish brown color, and smells like crap.
Guy 1: Sure does smell horrid.
Guy 2: And now its leaking out of the back of the truck all over the road and the car behind it. Poor car; that smell will never go away.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's nasty, kind of a greenish brown color, and smells like crap.
Guy 1: Sure does smell horrid.
Guy 2: And now its leaking out of the back of the truck all over the road and the car behind it. Poor car; that smell will never go away.
by Your ugly next door neighbour August 2, 2010
Get the Dumpster Pissmug. When you spin your pelvic area in circles while taking a piss, causing piss to fly every which way, all over everything.
Dude 1: What the fuck bro, why is there piss everywhere!
Dude 2: Duuuuude you shoulda been there, I made a sweet piss tornado.
------------------------------
Dude 1: Check out that hot chick over there!
Dude 2: I'd let her make a piss tornado on me if you know what I'm saying!
Dude 2: Duuuuude you shoulda been there, I made a sweet piss tornado.
------------------------------
Dude 1: Check out that hot chick over there!
Dude 2: I'd let her make a piss tornado on me if you know what I'm saying!
by Palutena May 12, 2014
Get the Piss Tornadomug. When one walks down the street, usually drunk, and urinates as he walks (usually for the amusement of his buddies/mates). The true walking piss is done without the aid of hands, a feat that is perfectly feasible as long as one isn't hung like a field mouse. Extra points are earned if the individual doing the walking piss executes it in an area in which pedestrians are present. The general rule of the walking piss amongst pedestrians is that if YOU don't look down at your dick, nobody else will either.
by Sloppy7ths January 15, 2009
Get the Walking Pissmug. by SticcLord August 28, 2019
Get the Big Pissmug. The echolocation tool men use when they piss in the dark to make sure they're hitting the toilet. This involves starting to urinate and listening carefully for the sound of the urine stream hitting the toilet water. If the sound is not heard, aiming adjustments are made until such time as the reassuring sound is heard.
Joe: "Man, I got home last night drunk, went in the bathroom, didn't turn on the light and ended up pissing all over the bathroom floor."
Bob: "You should have used piss sonar to find the toilet, bro."
Joe: "Oh."
Bob: "You should have used piss sonar to find the toilet, bro."
Joe: "Oh."
by weyus August 20, 2013
Get the piss sonarmug.