OH SHI-

Usually stated when realizing you are completely fucked and are about to be killed or be mortally wounded. Also used when someone has fucked up and is about to blow themselves or something important to kingdom come.

Guy: *plants a bomb on the building* Wait...that's OUR building! OH SHI- *Insert generic massive explosion here*

by Drunken Demoman March 14, 2010

oh shit bars

the handle bars that are on the inside of the car above the windows that you hold on to and scream oh shit when about to get into an accident

Yo dude, we were grabbin on those oh shit bars hardcore when that dick of a driver hit the other car

by Joe February 24, 2003

Oh God

A general statement of dissatisfaction with your situation.

Daniel: “Oh God.”

Doci: “Your God cannot help you now, Daniel Jackson.”

Daniel: “It was more just an expression of general dissatisfaction.”

by Shivanidurga March 25, 2008

Oh matron!

A rection to:
1.Something sexual/sexual inuendo.
2.When you're about to blow like Krakatoa.

Similar to 'Thats what she said!'

Coined by the Carry On films of the 1960/70's, brought back into use in 2012.

''Come in though the back door!''
''Oh matron!''

by BlasdairBorris123 June 24, 2013

Oh My Gato

A saying used to describe something that is mind boggling, extraordinary, devastating, orgasmic, or hilarious

Your girlfriend shit the bed OH MY GATO

by PRT1984 November 22, 2011

Oh My Shit

An exclamation that combines the emotions of:
1) Oh My God!
2) Shit!

Usually used when you are feeling both of those things simultaneously...

Guy #1: "Dude, I just bought myself a brand new H2".

Guy #2: "Oh My Shit! Have you lost your fucking mind? That gas-guzzling monstrosity is such a limp-dick-mobile!"

by Migrant Mind October 15, 2004

oh my god

An exclamation of shock or surprise, often used repeatedly by stupid people who are shocked and surprised by almost everything and insert it into conversations whenever possible

"Oh my God, Becky, look at her butt!"

by get over it!! August 6, 2004