Rule Number One

To Whovians (or anyone who spends way too much time around one): THE DOCTOR LIES.
To everyone else: The first, often primary, rule in a list.

Whovian 1:Rule number one?
Large chorus of Whovians: THE DOCTOR LIES!
Non-Whovian: What the eff?.

by Mels 2 November 27, 2011

NUCLEAR

how you spell nuclear
dealing with the nucleus
typically used with power, bomb or submarine, and sometimes with family

we want NUCLEAR power
but the question remains: R-U-CLEAN?
the answer appears to be: UNCLEAR

by adam_before_eve June 25, 2006

imaginary number

>The square root of a negative number.
>A number which you can think of which doesn't actually exist.

>(-1)^0.5 or the sqaure root of -1
= -1i.
>Hey, I just thought of a number that doesn't exsist.

by Adrian Roworth October 8, 2004

Alden’s number

The number of times Vaush says the N-Word in any given stream. It is 420,069 to the power of infinity.

Vaush Fan: Do you know Alden’s number?
Proud Anti-Vaushite: you mean the number of times he’s defended pedophilia? Not today, Satan!
*Vaush Fan explodes from getting rekt with facts and logic”

by TheRealPitbull March 20, 2021

nuclear bomb

when you take off all your clothes, stand on top of the toilet and take a shit mid-air. The sound makes a very loud "bomb dropping" eruption.

nuclear bomb

by the nuke in a snuke1 October 15, 2009

numberic

A spelling mistake often made by those whom can't spell.

LostSmurf4: my top level password are random alpha numberic

by onewhocanspell September 7, 2005

magic number

The number of people that one has had sex with.

My magic number was eight before Spring Break. I broke double digits before coming back home.

by Mike January 6, 2005