A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.
by not_michael October 11, 2004

A time where it is so cold that the warmest part of your body is affected by it - your balls.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
Common during the winter, esp. in Chicago, New York, and Nantucket.
by O Purehitta April 21, 2011

1. A headrest that is not warm in temperature.
2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.
3. A pleasant experience.
2. A condition whereby a headrest is cool in temperature due to lack of body heat and therefore creates a pleasant sleeping experience.
3. A pleasant experience.
1. Man: “I flipped my pillow over to the cool side so that I could fall asleep.”
Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”
2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!
Woman: “Ah, the power of the cold pillow.”
2. I flipped my headrest over so that I would experience cold pillow.
3. Bob: This party is awesome!
Joe: Agreed! What a cold pillow!
by 5ryguy5 June 28, 2023

symptoms similar to having a cold such as the sniffles or congestion that are caused by the snorting of cocaine.
by fuckyeah91 June 4, 2011

This is the term used for someone or something that has no use or purpose and is altogether sickening. This term can also be used to describe someone who is overly dramatic.
Anna- Locking me in the basement is crude, rude, and disrespectful!
Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.
Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.
by khaki joe July 8, 2009

a standard cold or illness caught around the time of the swine flu epidemic. named as such due to the moment anyone claims to be unwell during this period they are instantly told they must have swine flu.
dave: james was coughing yesterday, we all thought it was swine flu, apparently he is better now, must have just been pig cold.
by Danny Hardcore July 28, 2009

You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword
“Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”
by Lukecoldisaword November 1, 2020
