Ain't nobody got time for that

not wanting to deal with something/someone at the moment

*Ashley* : Hey can I ask you a question ?
*Taylor* : Ain't nobody got time for that !

by AshleyInThisBitttttt December 7, 2012

UD Nobel Laureate

A person who has achieved the highest worldwide recognition for an important contribution to culture or the sciences.

I was awakened early this morning by a phone call from Stockholm telling me that I had won the Nobel Prize for my UD work; however it quickly became apparent that I was not the UD Nobel Laureate and that I was only dreaming and so I can merely claim that I momentarily tasted the sweet recognition that of course I clearly do actually deserve for all of my UD contributions which incidentally have now totaled 900 as of today.

by Dr Bunnygirl October 7, 2019

nobody likes onions

A great podcast, Extremely racist, very funny. Kicked out of itunes music store for no reason, Hosted by Patrick, and Hollywood Adam. Very funny show everyone should check it out. www.nobodylikesonions.com

Adam:I'll pinch your nipples again i swear.
Patrick:Banned from the show *Rip*
Adams Mom:I am queen
Dion the Cat Raper: IMA RAPE SOME PRETTY LIL KITTYS!!!
Nobody likes onions great podcast check it out.
www.nobodylikesonions.com

by Monty P October 16, 2005

nobow

The otherside of your elbow; an elbow's armpit.

His shirt sleeves went down to his nobow.

by Alex Basso September 5, 2007

ross noble

Ross Noble has the best hair in radio. He is also funny

Man to hairdresser : Please make me look as good as Ross Noble

by cat2 January 10, 2005

Nobushi

Poke poke poke

It’s time to poke a bitch as nobushi

by Thiccc_boi-rapedbydad March 2, 2019

Nobody Asked

The most retarded comeback known to man. Almost never used in its proper context and is usually just used as a crutch phrase by people who think that reaction images are flawless arguments. 50% of the time it's used in situations where it has absolutely nothing to do with the aggressor. The other 50% of the time they are usually losing in an argument so they decide to play 'home sergeant' and use this to dictate whether someone's allowed to speak or not.
If you use this or have ever used this in the past please rethink your life choices.

Person 1: About that new reveal that just happened, does anyone here not like Byleth coming to Smash Ultimate either? We're getting close to more Fire Emblem characters than any other franchise in the game.
Person 2: I mean, on the other hand Byleth does have a pretty kick-ass moveset on her as well, so they're definitely going to be fun when they come out.
some retard: cAll me fRank beCaUse fRanklY nOboDy aSkEd..
Person 1+2: Shut the fuck up.

by Fruitsz February 11, 2020