Noclothestramastica

Someone, most of the time a girl, who can't find any clothes to wear even though his/her closet is full. Normally resulting in a huge crying break down, hysterical yelling, or a phone call to friends.

Jill: OMG, Joan you are totally acting like a noclothestramastica.

Joan: I AM NOT!! SHUT UP AND HELP ME FIND A FREAKING SHIRT!

by Idon'tpaytohavefriends October 21, 2009

Nocky

Small foreheaded idiot that cant wash dishes or count. Also inlove with junjun ;))) likes taco bell, teapot bitch, cant throw for shit. ( yoshi asf ) - thinks everyones an animal, loves cats, "water is wet", laughs like a dying flamingo/donkey/seal, stupid, pussy pussy pussy marijuana-uana, broke her wrist while whipping, liek niall horan, " welkom back to Nocky de Wit", has a haunted house, soon to be possessed, can never laugh or giggle quietly, does the worst impression of her mom, blues clues, liek orange very much, cucumber.

"Nocky, shut up!"

by Junjunlover123 August 26, 2016

Nochi

A spectacular guy, who is intrigued by other spectacular guys, specifically of the same sex. YES THEY MUST BE GAY. No women comes in a 500m radius from a Nochi as they are sexual predators. But many are drawn in with the bunda that is used to attract mates in order to breed and spread their seed. They like cow sex as well, yes beastiality. They say they are fit and good at most things when in Reality they are shit and they eat crisps on a hourly basis. If they say they don't fancy their sister, they are wrong.

Is that a Nochi, quick check under your skirts!
Woa is that Nochi giving head to a cow???
Wow... Nochi.....so gay

by Joel Babu, follower of Christ March 26, 2021

No c

Short for "no challenge;" Used to express one's agreement or acquiescence; Synonym for "No problem"

Friend 1: Do you mind driving me to the airport?
Friend 2: No c. It's actually on my way home.

by MSB1192 May 19, 2014

Nocti

Retarded hypocrite

He's such a nocti

by zedFTW October 24, 2018

nocon

No kind of con, anti-con.

Something that could seems like to be a con, but when it comes to evidence it is not.

Have you heard about that private investment club that makes new millionaires in Finland?
Yes, I am in it. It has now worked well for about five years and it is with very high probability a nocon.

This nocon term appearance in Urban Dictionary is a test, so it is not a nocon.

by Anon Ymonous February 9, 2008

nock comedy

Something that freshmen post for attention that isn’t actually funny, either because it’s illegal or just straight up obnoxious. It’s the epitome of suburban high schooler exhibitionism.

Dude 1: did you see that video of those freshmen throwing a bike in the lake?
Dude 2: yea, that wasn’t cool. I hate nock comedy.

by rickbone1055 May 30, 2019